ForkinGreat
Knows his Brassica oleracea
only if you are not drinking enough water...
COVID-19: who’s going full doomsday prep on this?
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pink poodle
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Bit the water is contaminated! The shop is all out of water and toilet paper. What should I do? Oddly they have plenty of soap...
pink poodle
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Maybe it isn't just Australians buying all the toilet paper. This could be trouble...if global demand out strips supply, how will we ever have toilet paper again???
PINT of Stella. mate!
Many, many Scotches
pink poodle
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I'm going back to the future!!! Wash your hands while you flush, reduce waste water. Just be careful of the surprise attack! That's not a DJ knob.
You'll note they are ready to launch the Australian sized toilet now too! See orange silhouette wearing nappy made of toilet paper...
...and the future future, a wearable toilet!
You'll note they are ready to launch the Australian sized toilet now too! See orange silhouette wearing nappy made of toilet paper...
...and the future future, a wearable toilet!
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ashes_mtb
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I suspect my suburb is ground zero for f-wits in Perth. Toilet paper disappeared from shelves before it really took off and staples like pasta, rice, tinned food etc followed quickly afterwards.
Now the speciality items such as dairy and nuts free foods are disappearing, which is not ideal with a child with anaphylaxis to try and feed.
Yesterday went to replace asthma and EpiPen meds and they've been raided too.
Now the speciality items such as dairy and nuts free foods are disappearing, which is not ideal with a child with anaphylaxis to try and feed.
Yesterday went to replace asthma and EpiPen meds and they've been raided too.
FigBo0T
Puts verniers on his headtube
The first Sydney school to be closed has reopened, and two more schools were shut down this morning at Willoughby and Dundas.
https://7news.com.au/lifestyle/heal...-at-two-schools-contract-coronavirus-c-736019
https://7news.com.au/lifestyle/heal...-at-two-schools-contract-coronavirus-c-736019
pink poodle
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Needs a lock.
safreek
*******
Wonder when fuel prices crash in a similar way, probably never
I think the price of the actual refined petrol is under 50% of what you pay at the pump, and I assume the portion of that which comes from oil itself is significantly lower. We can dream though.
Flow-Rider
Burner
Sewer pumps failed because the sewer people couldn't go to work, now shit is charging back up the hills into people houses and just as well they bought all that toilet paper to soak it up.
Freediver
I can go full Karen
It's more of a correction, low interest rates have propped up share prices as people move their money from term deposits where they earned nothing into shares. The price to earnings ratios have been pretty crap for a while.
hifiandmtb
Sphincter beanie
Welcome to a new world:
30yr yields at sub 1%.
ozzybmx
taking a shit with my boobs out
This whole thing hasn't really bothered me apart from my super taking a hit.
There's no toilet paper on the shelves my missus says and the biggest issue with this is, normal non panicking people are grabbing more 3 times as much when they find a store that has stock.
Now she rocks home from work today and tells me that head office has instructed all nursing homes to put their toilet paper stocks behind lock and key that only the manager has access to as visitors and staff are stealing the nursing homes shit roll stocks which they cant replace at this present time.
Meanwhile #1 son still uses a full roll for 1 shit.
Actually quite looking forward to wiping my ass with damp news paper.
What a joke this world is becoming.
There's no toilet paper on the shelves my missus says and the biggest issue with this is, normal non panicking people are grabbing more 3 times as much when they find a store that has stock.
Now she rocks home from work today and tells me that head office has instructed all nursing homes to put their toilet paper stocks behind lock and key that only the manager has access to as visitors and staff are stealing the nursing homes shit roll stocks which they cant replace at this present time.
Meanwhile #1 son still uses a full roll for 1 shit.
Actually quite looking forward to wiping my ass with damp news paper.
What a joke this world is becoming.
rowdyflat
chez le médecin
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