COVID-19: who’s going full doomsday prep on this?

Jpez

Down on the left!
Other people's money is always the most fun to spend.

We seem to be tracking pretty well as a country, testing numbers are down over Easter but it's looking promising. It's a slippery slope with the media saying it's all working, makes me think people will start ignoring the guidelines. It would be great if we go no further into lock down. I guess prolonged semi-lockdown might be harder on some struggling businesses though.

How is everybody coping?
On the home front,
With a 5 year old that is becoming more bored by the day and and starting to show challenging behaviours in response to all this , mum working from home and me not working, I’m finding I’m spending a ridiculous amount of time on the crapper ala Al Bundy Style. The attention demands are constant. Not a moment respite.

except for a 2 hour ride around the neighborhood every second day.

Cant head out to the shed because I need to be ‘present’ but seem to be getting away with dunny time atm.

All the similar aged kids I know all seem to be going feral.

We are middle/working class. Nice comfy house and relatively little financial stress at this time. We can provide home school and activities etc and plenty of attention.

I can’t imagine how lower socioeconomic folks with less coping skills, maybe not a great home environment to start with, more financial stress and less to offer the kids are going. Hard for parents and hard for kids.

Mental health and maintaining that for all involved is going to be huge going forward.
 

Oddjob

Merry fucking Xmas to you assholes
On the home front,
With a 5 year old that is becoming more bored by the day and and starting to show challenging behaviours in response to all this , mum working from home and me not working, I’m finding I’m spending a ridiculous amount of time on the crapper ala Al Bundy Style. The attention demands are constant. Not a moment respite.

except for a 2 hour ride around the neighborhood every second day.

Cant head out to the shed because I need to be ‘present’ but seem to be getting away with dunny time atm.

All the similar aged kids I know all seem to be going feral.

We are middle/working class. Nice comfy house and relatively little financial stress at this time. We can provide home school and activities etc and plenty of attention.

I can’t imagine how lower socioeconomic folks with less coping skills, maybe not a great home environment to start with, more financial stress and less to offer the kids are going. Hard for parents and hard for kids.

Mental health and maintaining that for all involved is going to be huge going forward.
I feel your pain. I've got a 2.5 and 4yr old and we live in a shoe box. All the beaches and playgrounds are shut so its endless walks and walking behind the kids while they ride their bikes.

Its like an exquisite combination of boredom/tiredness/stress. Thank god for a loving wife, good food delivery and a backlog of podcasts.

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Milpool

Have knuckles, will drag
On the home front,
With a 5 year old that is becoming more bored by the day and and starting to show challenging behaviours in response to all this , mum working from home and me not working, I’m finding I’m spending a ridiculous amount of time on the crapper ala Al Bundy Style. The attention demands are constant. Not a moment respite.

except for a 2 hour ride around the neighborhood every second day.

Cant head out to the shed because I need to be ‘present’ but seem to be getting away with dunny time atm.

All the similar aged kids I know all seem to be going feral.

We are middle/working class. Nice comfy house and relatively little financial stress at this time. We can provide home school and activities etc and plenty of attention.

I can’t imagine how lower socioeconomic folks with less coping skills, maybe not a great home environment to start with, more financial stress and less to offer the kids are going. Hard for parents and hard for kids.

Mental health and maintaining that for all involved is going to be huge going forward.
Yeah that sounds like a bad time. I'm still at work and the missus works from home four days a week, thankfully my three year old still goes to kindy, even keeping him entertained from that 3pm-5pm stretch while his mum is working and he just wants to sit on her lap and smash the keyboard or answer the phone is tiring enough, a whole day would be hectic.
 

Jpez

Down on the left!
Yeah that sounds like a bad time. I'm still at work and the missus works from home four days a week, thankfully my three year old still goes to kindy, even keeping him entertained from that 3pm-5pm stretch while his mum is working and he just wants to sit on her lap and smash the keyboard or answer the phone is tiring enough, a whole day would be hectic.
I feel your pain. I've got a 2.5 and 4yr old and we live in a shoe box. All the beaches and playgrounds are shut so its endless walks and walking behind the kids while they ride their bikes.

Its like an exquisite combination of boredom/tiredness/stress. Thank god for a loving wife, good food delivery and a backlog of podcasts.

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At the end of the day we’re doing ok.
It is what it is. Aspects of this really suck but everyone is is going through the same thing. Some a little easier, some a lot lot harder.

A bright side is in between the tantrums and challenging behaviour my daughter and I are forming a closer bond and we feel we are a tighter family unit. At least for the time being.
 

johnny

I'll tells ya!
Staff member
I certainly do not agree with everything in this piece but it's a great read and quite thought provoking.


This Is Not the Apocalypse You Were Looking For
Pop culture has been inundated with catastrophe porn for decades. None of it has prepared us for our new reality.

https://www.wired.com/story/coronavirus-apocalypse-myths/

A zombie hand emerging from the ground

Photograph: Marc Mateos/Getty Images
https://www.facebook.com/dialog/fee...-share&utm_brand=wired&utm_social-type=earned



The shock itself is shocking. Shouldn’t we have been more prepared? Hasn’t culture been drenched in catastrophe porn for decades? The bomb. The breakdown. The fallout. The senseless armies of shambling corpses, all the nightmares of dead generations sliding out of our screens. For more than a decade, young and young-ish people have been living in anticipatory grief for everything we know. But somehow, this is different.

The idea of imminent annihilating catastrophe has been part of the collective unconscious for as long as we've had one. From the end date of the Mayan calendar to the Epic of Gilgamesh, from the Genesis flood to the Book of Revelation, humans have been haunted by the idea of the end of everything for a very, very long time. Lately, it’s been our default popular entertainment. Raised with the threat of global warming in the teeth of a financial crisis, we sat stunned and exhausted, watching our civilization die onscreen again and again. More postapocalyptic entertainment has come out in the beginning of this century than in the entirety of the last one. The Day After Tomorrow. Zombieland. The Walking Dead. The Road. Children of Men. The Last of Us. The same story again and again, somewhere between wish fulfillment and trauma rehearsal, getting us used to the idea that the future was canceled, that someday soon everything would collapse, and there would be nothing left and nothing we could do about it.


Ever since I was a twitchy, morbid child, I have kept a private tally of the things I thought I might miss most when the world ended, so that I could be sure to enjoy them as much as possible. Hot showers. Pottering around the shops. Bananas—I didn’t anticipate being a survivor in any country where bananas grow. In fact, I didn’t anticipate being a survivor at all. I am a puny, sensitive creature, and my best hope was that my tall and intimidating sister would sling me over one shoulder while blowing up the baddies one-handed. I just assumed that we’d be together, not stuck on different continents. Funny how things turn out.

Covid-19 changed everything. Suddenly, the immense and frightening upheaval, the cataclysm that means nothing can go back to normal, is here, and it’s so different from what we imagined. I was expecting Half-Life. I was expecting World War Z. I’ve been dressing like I’m in The Matrix since 2003. I was not expecting to be facing this sort of thing in snuggly socks and a dressing gown, thousands of miles from home, trying not to panic and craving a proper cup of tea. This apocalypse is less Danny Boyle and more Douglas Adams.

There’s an important difference between apocalypse and a catastrophe. A catastrophe is total devastation, with nothing left and nothing learned. “Apocalypse”—especially in the biblical sense—means a time of crisis and change, of hidden truths revealed. A time, quite literally, of revelation. When we talked about the end of every certainty, we were not expecting any revelation. We were not expecting it to be so silly, so sweet, and so sad.

“‘It is easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.” That’s the slogan that swarmed around the world 10 years ago, during the Occupy movements. Attributed variously to Frederic Jameson and Slavoj Žižek, I first had it explained to me by overexcited, underslept young activists who, like the rest of us, had spent their lives watching New York and London and Washington and Tokyo blow up and burn down onscreen but had never had space to imagine a future that did not include decades of striving to service lifelong debts. Capitalism requires this of us. Capitalism cannot imagine a future beyond itself that isn’t utter butchery.

This is because late capitalism has always been a death cult. The tiny-minded incompetents in charge cannot handle a problem that can’t be fixed simply by sacrificing poor, vulnerable, and otherwise expendable individuals. Faced with a crisis they can’t solve with violence, they dithered and whined and wasted time that can and will be counted in corpses. There has been no vision, because these men never imagined the future beyond the image of themselves on top of the human heap, cast in gold. For weeks, the speeches from podiums have suggested that a certain amount of brutal death is a reasonable price for other people to pay to protect the current financial system. The airwaves have been full of spineless right-wing zealots so focused on putting the win in social Darwinism that they keep accidentally saying the quiet bit out loud.

The quiet bit is this: To the rich and stupid, many of the economic measures necessary to stop this virus are so unthinkable that it would be preferable for millions to die. This is extravagantly wrong on more than just a moral level—forcing sick and contagious people back to work to save Wall Street puts all of us at risk. It is not only easier for these overpromoted imbeciles to imagine the end of the world than a single restriction on capitalism—they would actively prefer it.



The right, of course, has never had a monopoly on catastrophist fever dreams. The idea of a cleansing armageddon that instantly erases all the awkward parts of modernity, all the weary years of work and compromise between where we are and where we’d like to be, is universal, and universally childish. I’ve spent far too much time listening to drunk hipsters with retro-Soviet facial hair tell me there’s no point in feminism or anti-racism, because all of that will be fixed after the giant, bloody workers’ revolution that is absolutely on the way, so really it doesn’t matter how we treat each other in the present. You can hear the same gleeful anticipation in the rhetoric of “dark-green” eco-fundamentalist groups, which right now are outpacing religious extremists in their rush to claim the coronavirus as nature’s revenge on humanity. If you are really so keen to be punished, there are websites for that. If you find yourself eager to see the whole species punished, that’s not a fetish, that’s fascism.

Social democracy is being reinstated in a hurry, because—to paraphrase Mrs. Thatcher—there really is no alternative. In the US, states are scrambling to support the 3.5 million workers who filed for unemployment in a single week. London’s homeless population, which had doubled in a decade, has been eradicated overnight. The National Health Service has run out of protective gear for doctors and nurses, and the British government has been too slow to restock—but a medical fetish porn site instantly donated its entire stock of scrubs and masks, because this is a big emergency, and we’re all doing what we can.

Pop culture catastrophism didn’t prepare us for this. “Look, this isn’t a movie,” as one furious Italian mayor, broadcasting from his front room, put it last week. “You are not Will Smith in I Am Legend.” For one thing, it’s so relentlessly social. Most of our collective postapocalyptic visions have in common the fantasy of the world becoming smaller. Our heroes—usually white, straight men with traditional nuclear families to protect—are cut off from the rest of the world; the daydream is of finally shaking off the chains of civilization and becoming the valiant protector and/or tribal warrior they were made to be. And part of that catastrophe fantasy is relief—marauding biker gangs in bondage gear might want to murder you for half a tank of diesel and a sandwich, but at least you don’t have to worry about your credit history anymore. Or your college debt. Or your neighbors.

Instead, the world feels larger, not smaller. Right now, with over a third of the world on some sort of lockdown, with the entire world going through some version of the same crisis at once, we are suddenly frantic to touch one another. It seems more important to reconnect with friends. It seems more important than ever to be sweet and silly. We all know someone who’s stuck in a house by themselves, trying not to go bonkers. We all know someone who’s stuck in a house with someone awful, trying to survive the hotboxing of an already toxic relationship. And many of us, by now, know someone who’s sick.

Shit-hits-the-fan escapism—a big part of the alt-right imaginary—never predicted this. I have lurked in countless stagnant ideological internet back alleys where young men excitedly talk about the coming end of civilization, where men can be real men again, and women will need protectors. How inconvenient, then, that when this world-inverting crisis finally showed up, we weren't given an enemy we could fight with our hands (wash your hands).

The end of the world has never been quite so simple a mythos for women, likely because most of us know that when social structures crack and shatter, what happens isn’t an instant reversion to muscular state-of-naturism. What happens is that women and carers of all genders quietly exhaust themselves filling in the gaps, trying to save as many people as possible from physical and mental collapse. The people on the front line are not fighters. They are healers and carers. The very people whose work is rarely paid in proportion to its importance are the ones we really need when the dung hits the Dyson. Nurses, doctors, cleaners, drivers. Emotional and domestic labor have never been part of the grand story men have told themselves about the destiny of the species—not even when they imagine its grave.



In the end, it will not be butchery. Instead it will be bakery, as everyone has apparently decided that the best thing to do when the world lurches sideways is learn to make bread. Yeast is gone from the shops. Even I have been acting out in the kitchen, although my baked goods are legendarily dreadful. A friend and former roommate, who knows me well, called from Berlin to ask if I had “made the terrible, horrible biscuits yet.” These misfortune cookies tend to happen at moments of such extreme stress that those around me feel obliged to eat them. They say that if you can make a cake, you can make a bomb; if the whole thing implodes, my job will not be in munitions.

My job will be the same as yours and everyone else’s: to be kind, to stay calm, and to take care of whoever happens to need taking care of in my immediate vicinity. We have been living for many, many years in what Gramsci called a time of monsters, where “the old is dying and the new cannot be born.” The new is now being induced in a hurry, because after this, nothing is going back to normal. It’s the end of the world as we know it, and everything does feel fine—not fine like chill, but fine like china, like glass, like thread. Everything feels so fine, and so fragile, and so shockingly worth saving.
 

Nambra

Definitely should have gone to specsavers
vale tim brooke taylor...saddened to hear of his passing from coronavirus. the goodies left such an impression on my childhood
Woke up to this news myself and similarly saddened by it. Grew up on The Goodies in black and white when the ABC was the only channel we could get in the Dandenongs In the 1970’s. Many Gen X’ers probably owe The Goodies in part for their sense of humour.
 

ozzybmx

taking a shit with my boobs out
How is everybody coping?
Good so far ! Hope all here are doing well.

Kids at home for over 4 weeks now, missus at home but still working 25hrs a week, moi on an emergency roster, 5 x 12hr shifts on... 10 days off :D currently 3 days in, so 7 more to go.

We get out for a ~2 hour ride most day, just local trails, lots of people about but everyone keeping their distance... caught myself a few time meeting a mate out on the bike and going to the 'G'day hand shake". Also a bit of PS4, some work around the house and they are all caught up with assignments.
Been riding our XC bikes usually to keep the risk of a crash minimal, though been out on the bigger bike last 2 days, feels good.

The bloody dog has decided he doesn't want to sleep downstairs anymore, right on the day of his 1st birthday... barks when we put him down the lil shit. He sleeps in the laundry as it's cool and stops him going bezerk and waking the whole house when a possum runs across our roof at 3am.

Missus back to work tomorrow so that keeps the dust down with her, just me and the boys then. All 3 of us think its better that way, just need her home to cook tea.

362017
 

downunderdallas

Likes Bikes and Dirt
Other people's money is always the most fun to spend.

We seem to be tracking pretty well as a country, testing numbers are down over Easter but it's looking promising. It's a slippery slope with the media saying it's all working, makes me think people will start ignoring the guidelines. It would be great if we go no further into lock down. I guess prolonged semi-lockdown might be harder on some struggling businesses though.

How is everybody coping?
Very grateful my kids are in high school, friends with younger kids like you guys above are struggling with their demands, having said that getting mine to do school work while my wife and I try and do our work is going to be challenging next term assuming that's what happens. My eldest seems like he'll be happy as long as indefinite Xbox hours are part of the lockdown. It's difficult to come up with decent alternatives for him wish there was a good local pump track! My youngest in year 7 recently had her birthday and asked if she could have school back for her birthday.

There will definitely be a tipping point where we all start to go bonkers. Just hope it gets and stays under control or dare I dream eliminated before winter sets in.
 

Stredda

Runs naked through virgin scrub
Other people's money is always the most fun to spend.

We seem to be tracking pretty well as a country, testing numbers are down over Easter but it's looking promising. It's a slippery slope with the media saying it's all working, makes me think people will start ignoring the guidelines. It would be great if we go no further into lock down. I guess prolonged semi-lockdown might be harder on some struggling businesses though.

How is everybody coping?
I have been working from home the past two weeks. It's not too bad as I now have my whole work setup, PC, monitors, chair ect.
My wife manages an OPSM store in Devonport and has been on a 18hr week the past week but due to the outbreak in the Burine hospital, stricter requirements have been put in place so now the store has closed for at least two weeks.
My two kids are 15 and 16 so they are quite happy just chilling out around the house.
I'm actually getting more riding in as I get out before work and then again at lunchtime at least. It's just not the quality riding though as the Wild Mersey trails are closed so it's just riding around town and in a little bit of bush nearby.
I'm hoping that they get on top of the Burnie outbreak and maybe things can be relaxed a bit in a few weeks time.
 

pink poodle

気が狂っている男
Doomsday alright. Having a hospitality business and heading into the fourth week of shutdown with no end in sight is unsettling. On the bright side I've been riding more and doing my best to drink my way through already tapped kegs.
Pubs + bars here have been selling their opened kegs by the litre as take home.
 

rextheute

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I'm lucky - still employed WFH - for now - " Business needs may change "

My wife was stood down - this is okay, at present we are pretty low needs from a financial perspective - this internet thing is amazing tho , order stuff and it comes ....its a bit deadly !

Im aiming to ride more - esp after work . Its only the bike path and local town stuff at present , gets me out and about - I'm hoping for 80-100kms a week 'fooling around peddles'

At present VIC has been given another 4 weeks lockdown - till May 11 .
So i'll save more money on tolls and fuel - i was averaging approx 800kms a week commuting, so this is a sort of welcome change .
We were about to purchase a house in Tassie - I'm glad that we took a step back about 2 weeks before this C-19 thing occurred - i would be in a state by now ! But it has given us a lot of perspective, esp "aren't we lucky to live in Australia "
Its not perfect , but i think a lot of good things may come out of this reset .
 

tubby74

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Very grateful my kids are in high school, friends with younger kids like you guys above are struggling with their demands,
My younger biy is easy to look after. He's got right into motor sport now, happy playing on computer and did a big write up on all the f1 drivers. Just went for a ride around Olympic park, he wanted to know all about how the race track there used to look. He was happy exploring nooks and backstreets by bike.

Older one swaps the odd text with friends and thats about it. Told him id buy the game/xbox live sub to play with his friends if he can find out what games they'll play. He still hasnt done anything, doesnt want to get out with the family. Now hes on holidays and we still have work not sure what he'll get up to.
 

placebo

Likes Dirt
Pubs + bars here have been selling their opened kegs by the litre as take home.
I'd never planned for the option, so I don't have growlers to sell for people to fill. Staff and people I know that have growlers I'm just filling without charging, because the beer won't last too long anyway. Anything untapped I'll get credited for, but there's a few limited run beers I'll hang on to and just keep drinking and filling for friends and staff rather than return.
 
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