Douche Listing of the Day - Post them here.

[pink poodle]

Christ! And she home schools...
Nailed Commodore, of course.

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Is the car vaccinated?

 

[moorey]

Is the car vaccinated?

No but it has a jade egg in its vagina.

 

[cokeonspecialtwodollars]

You know that's a carbon steerer, and titanium damper right? Carbon + covid + titanium is like triple word score in scrabble, if he stuck that on an s-works bike it'd be worth roughly a small tropical island

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Speaking of s-works douchery.

 

[pink poodle]

No but it has a jade egg in its vagina.

I will be curious to eat that egg when it hatches.

 

[cammas]

Anyone missing their trance or is the Covid tax really that bad
https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/yar...rce=com.apple.uikit.activity.copytopasteboard

 

[PJO]

Anyone missing their trance or is the Covid tax really that bad
https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/yar...rce=com.apple.uikit.activity.copytopasteboard
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This is the rare model with added bovine.

 

[fjohn860]

This is the rare model with added bovine.

Came here to say exactly that

 

[pink poodle]

This is the rare model with added bovine.

They sacrificed an ox for every frame as it rolled of the production line. These bikes were it vegan friendly. They are however pagan friendly.

 

[Jpez]

“First to see will buy”!! Oh it comes with a speedo and a dodgy shock. Bargain!

 

[cokeonspecialtwodollars]

“First to see will buy”!! Oh it comes with a speedo and a dodgy shock. Bargain!

I wonder if it's new or used?

 

[Minlak]

To be fair - if anyone goes to see it they are a little “special” and will probably buy it. So he didn’t lie

 

[pink poodle]

I didn't know that was Scott's first dual suspension frame.

 

[CHEWY]

Form an orderly line folks

 

[Mattyp]

"dont throw them out, i'll use them one day"

 

[Mr Crudley]

These douchey sales pitches entertain and also depress me at the same time....

 

[ozzybmx]

Form an orderly line folks

$30 !!!!

About 6-8yrs ago, a folded bike shop here in Adelaide had a stock clearance sale, they had basic poly spiked pedals at $2 a set, I bought all 10 sets they had, these have been sold with bikes and gone long ago, rather than selling them pedal-less after pulling my Time atacs off.

First thing I did was pop the 2 reflectors off each pedal... x 2 = 4 then 10 sets... fucking 40 reflectors. The 10 full sets of pedals only cost $20.

 

[moorey]

Pretty sure this is a douche listing. Says he’s concerned about neighbour....but not enough to help fo it, just to offer someone else 20% of what it would cost.

 

[moorey]

Also using it more as a free ad for his own business, playing the good guy...

 

[Minlak]

Pretty sure this is a douche listing. Says he’s concerned about neighbour....but not enough to help fo it, just to offer someone else 20% of what it would cost. View attachment 370146

He is practically a philanthropist allowing some one else to profit in this mans time of need.

 

[pink poodle]

Pretty sure this is a douche listing. Says he’s concerned about neighbour....but not enough to help fo it, just to offer someone else 20% of what it would cost. View attachment 370146

Also using it more as a free ad for his own business, playing the good guy...

Reads more like a wanker than a douche bag, but certainly an unsavoury character.