Douche Listing of the Day - Post them here.

[pink poodle]

Nah this is long lost brother, Wanksy

Hahahaha

 

[Mr Crudley]

I guess a tall person bought a medium frame. An awkward classic LTS.

 

[DMan]

Sorry, but what a douche.

 

[moorey]

Forgot to Screenshot, and now I can’t find it, but there was an Aldi Crane 29”for sale at $100 over new price for a 12 month old bike. The seller was blatantly pointing out that it was supply and demand, so at least he was being honest, but it still makes him a total douche.

 

[moorey]

Jesus. It’s not fully rebuilt. It’s trashed with a couple or later model crap used parts (as in, 10yo deore brakes, and that’s about it)

 

[pink poodle]

That sale offer stinks!

 

[Scotty T]

That sale offer stinks!

It's as soft as its rear shock. And rebuilt means he put it back together after finding it at the tip shop in pieces.

 

[pink poodle]

I wonder where the crack is?

 

[ashes_mtb]

Definitely not a douche listing but thought it was worth sharing and couldn’t think of anywhere better to put it. One of the better ads I’ve seen.

 

[CHEWY]

No this is where it belongs.

 

[Scotty T]

No this is where it belongs.

Adrian wins the comments.

 

[Jpez]

This is not a douche sale but what a fucking idiot! Leaves his stealth bike in a park WITH the fucking keys in it!!!
I’m also glad the stupid stealth e piece of shit got nicked. He’s local to me and I’ve seen him tooling around shared bike paths at 60-70kmph past walkers and cyclists.
Those Stealth bikes can fuck right off.
Douche.

 

[Mr Crudley]

Karmic justice has won.

 

[Asininedrivel]

Definitely not a douche listing but thought it was worth sharing and couldn’t think of anywhere better to put it. One of the better ads I’ve seen.

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In a sea of "I no wot I got no lowballz askin full rrp" dickheads this eloquence is nice. I don't even know what the bike is and I want it.

This is not a douche sale but what a fucking idiot! Leaves his stealth bike in a park WITH the fucking keys in it!!!
I’m also glad the stupid stealth e piece of shit got nicked. He’s local to me and I’ve seen him tooling around shared bike paths at 60-70kmph past walkers and cyclists.
Those Stealth bikes can fuck right off.
Douche.

Fuck I hope that ends up in the Maribyrnong.

 

[ForkinGreat]

This is not a douche sale but what a fucking idiot! Leaves his stealth bike in a park WITH the fucking keys in it!!!
I’m also glad the stupid stealth e piece of shit got nicked. He’s local to me and I’ve seen him tooling around shared bike paths at 60-70kmph past walkers and cyclists.
Those Stealth bikes can fuck right off.
Douche.

Isn't that the Altona equivalent of a "free to a bad hom(i)e " listing?

got a link so we can go roast the bejeebus out of him?

 

[link1896]

Just proves stealth owners were born with a defect.

 

[Jpez]

Isn't that the Altona equivalent of a "free to a bad hom(i)e " listing?

got a link so we can go roast the bejeebus out of him?

Unfortunately not. It was forwarded on from a local page. Might see if I can join just to give him some shit though!

 

[ForkinGreat]

Unfortunately not. It was forwarded on from a local page. Might see if I can join just to give him some shit though!

FB group, I assume. e-bike group, or MTB group?

 

[Jpez]

FB group, I assume. e-bike group, or MTB group?

Nah local community group.

 

[cammas]

This guy just brought for $1200 of Facebook now doubled it plus COVID tax

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/kei...rce=com.apple.uikit.activity.copytopasteboard