Douche Listing of the Day - Post them here.

[Scotty T]

This guy just brought for $1200 of Facebook now doubled it plus COVID tax

When you display a bike on a wall using a stand it doubles the value.

 

[PJO]

When you display a bike on a wall using a stand it doubles the value.

Walls double, but ovens quadruple prices.
This guy is clearly an amateur.

 

[Oddjob]

These were big piles of poo when they were new 15 years ago.

 

[moorey]

Maybe they’re team issue hope hubs. $1000+ right there.

 

[moorey]

Either way, @wkkie is frothing.

 

[nathanm]

Saddle bag on a dropper post, I struggle for words.

 

[Flow-Rider]

Rattle can paint jobs back in fashion for 2020.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1309802876034074

 

[cammas]

Rattle can paint jobs back in fashion for 2020.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1309802876034074

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Nope just Giants paint scheme for 2020

 

[DMan]

This is not a douche sale but what a fucking idiot! Leaves his stealth bike in a park WITH the fucking keys in it!!!
I’m also glad the stupid stealth e piece of shit got nicked. He’s local to me and I’ve seen him tooling around shared bike paths at 60-70kmph past walkers and cyclists.
Those Stealth bikes can fuck right off.
Douche.

But it WAS accidentally....
Must have really loved it then... Dick

 

[CHEWY]

Nope just Giants paint scheme for 2020
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Still a douche for the tan wall

 

[wkkie]

Either way, @wkkie is frothing.

Only $1800!! Where do I sign??

 

[moorey]

Only $1800!! Where do I sign??

Cheque to me. I’ll handle it.

 

[fatboyonabike]

RockFox Float Deluxe Evol RCT

just noticed the 'Remote lever' integrated into the shock body too, how convenient!

 

[moorey]

@rone nailed it.

 

[Labcanary]

If you stick a bunch of MTB stickers on something, you can sell it on a MTB only FB page?

 

[fatboyonabike]

If you stick a bunch of MTB stickers on something, you can sell it on a MTB only FB page? View attachment 370833

I think it is appropriate, I have been to some amazing trails and been on some epic journeys tucked up asleep!

 

[Mr Crudley]

Those FB for sale groups have turned in a free for all unfortunately.
Slow cookers and mowers in MTB for sale groups seems to be the new normal.

 

[pink poodle]

Those FB for sale groups have turned in a free for all unfortunately.
Slow cookers and mowers in MTB for sale groups seems to be the new normal.

It does feel really good to flick on the slow cooker, go for a ride, and come home to fresh meal.

 

[Mr Crudley]

It does feel really good to flick on the slow cooker, go for a ride, and come home to fresh meal.

Well, that is true but the slow cooker, geeez, purchase it at an appliance emporium and not at a FB bike for sale group.
I shouldn't buy my underwear at automotive spares place nor my seafood from a gift shop.

Life should not be messing with us in these undocumented ways.

Next thing you know, people will be asking fine barista's like youself for a macchiato and a box of clothes pegs.
Chaos and anarchy at a level that would made Sid Vicious roll in his grave, I tells ya..........

 

[Oddjob]

Those FB for sale groups have turned in a free for all unfortunately.
Slow cookers and mowers in MTB for sale groups seems to be the new normal.

Cool your jets! How else are you going to chop up your wax and then heat it for your chains?