Douche Listing of the Day - Post them here.

[Rusty_68]

Maybe not so much of a douche....but $150 for cardboard cut out that doesn't even know if it wants to be a Yamaha or an Aprilia?

 

[gregb]

Be cooler to make your own out of empty VB cartons.

 

[pink poodle]

I want a smoke pretty bad though.

 

[steve jobs' pancreas]

Maybe not so much of a douche....but $150 for cardboard cut out that doesn't even know if it wants to be a Yamaha or an Aprilia?

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a real smoker

 

[Stredda]

a real smoker

Well, if the bike was from back in the day of tobacco advertising it would be a two smoker!!

 

[dazz]

Fuck it, ok. Prepare to be left in awe of my wealth
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Does everyone know the juvenile origami that can be done with this note?

 

[pink poodle]

Does everyone know the juvenile origami that can be done with this note?

It's a myth designed to trick you into trying it. The note doesn't absorb shit very well, so trying to have the queen lick your arse just makes more mess than you started with.

 

[Labcanary]

 

[Oddjob]

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Is it Chop chop?

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[PJO]

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Imagine how much they'd be askin' if it was actually new rather than almost new

 

[nathanm]

 

[cammas]

Um no

 

[shiny]

Listed as Minor Cosmetic heat damage.

 

[Mr Crudley]

The mind boggles how someone can have the courage to flog off damaged broken stuff at fat prices and keep a straight face.
Geeezzzz...........

 

[pink poodle]

Are those piss stained pillows still available?

 

[cammas]

So I have been watching the motorbike market as I have been thinking of buying another for commuting when I can’t be bothered with the pushie. There are some real dipshits out there “Yes mate you’ve convinced me I must come and buy it now!”

 

[rockmoose]

So I have been watching the motorbike market as I have been thinking of buying another for commuting when I can’t be bothered with the pushie. There are some real dipshits out there “Yes mate you’ve convinced me I must come and buy it now!”
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Sounds like the sort of chap who would have ridden said bike very responsibly and gently.

 

[cammas]

Sounds like the sort of chap who would have ridden said bike very responsibly and gently.

Exactly, i honestly don’t know why people think this is a good way of advertising something.

 

[rockmoose]

Exactly, i honestly don’t know why people think this is a good way of advertising something.

Have you seen 'people' lately?

 

[gregb]

Have you seen 'people' lately?

Yes. Not a big fan.