Douche Listing of the Day - Post them here.

[shiny]

Errrr.

 

[rockmoose]

Errrr.
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How do you think I maintain this lavish lifestyle?

 

[shiny]

How do you think I maintain this lavish lifestyle?

Well you ride a Yeti so there must be a few extra zero’s on the end when you sell yours.

 

[rockmoose]

Well you ride a Yeti so there must be a few extra zero’s on the end when you sell yours.

Mine is definitely marketed more towards the premium end of the market. I'm a premium product.

 

[rangersac]

Unobtanium...

 

[beeb]

Unobtanium...

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Holy shit - time to sell my NOS!

 

[dirtdad]

I’ll have… a packet of Tim Tams some Hope V4 pads… that never run out!

 

[slowmick]

Not really douche but anyone have a collection of unused Brand-X dropper levers they thought were worthless?

WAS $89.95 - NOW $54.95

 

[shiny]

Not really douche but anyone have a collection of unused Brand-X dropper levers they thought were worthless?

WAS $89.95 - NOW $54.95

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That Race Face logo ain’t cheap.

 

[Lucaw]

Gumtree Australia

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Most of this account.
Apparently 4000 for an old shore is a 'bargain'

 

[safreek]

400 seems fair.

 

[steve jobs' pancreas]

Errrr.
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that's one hell of a merkin

 

[nathanm]

Oh just fuck off seriously -

the bike has additional value because it's from the private collection of some dude whose dad liked to molest animals, then fucked around and found out big time.
It's too Monday to see this

 

[pink poodle]

I would like to see footage of Bob sending it.

 

[shiny]

I would like to see footage of Bob sending it.

Sure….:

 

[Asininedrivel]

Oh just fuck off seriously -

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the bike has additional value because it's from the private collection of some dude whose dad liked to molest animals, then fucked around and found out big time.
It's too Monday to see this

Hang on wait can't we all do this? I'm gonna rejig my ad for that f***ed Nextie rim with its own certificate of authenticity that it comes from my private collection and was broken by me personally. Asking $500

This opens a whole new world of possibilities....

 

[nathanm]

I would like to see footage of Bob sending it.

He looks to be a decent rider but win a world cup and then you can pull this crap. What's next, bindi's bathwater?

 

[fjohn860]

He looks to be a decent rider but win a world cup and then you can pull this crap. What's next, bindi's bathwater?

I don't know about bath water. But belly button lint...

 

[shiny]

I don't know about bath water. But belly button lint...

You’re hoping for a new custom title I see? @Dales Cannon

 

[fjohn860]

You’re hoping for a new custom title I see? @Dales Cannon

I'm happy in my diapers thank you very much!