Douche Listing of the Day - Post them here.

[moorey]

But I'm worried it might actually sell!
I like my bike lol

Do you like it $4000 much? (I'm dying to post your ad in the douche page)

 

[hifiandmtb]

Canyon Strive interstate, won't post but he'll drive it here if I pay a days wages.

Do it, minimum wage.

 

[moorey]

Do it, minimum wage.

Probably wrong size and price...I didn’t ask.

 

[leitch]

But I'm worried it might actually sell!
I like my bike lol

Yeah but if you sell it you could buy one that’s not orange!

 

[moorey]

Yeah but if you sell it you could buy an orange! Or 3..

FIFY

 

[Dales Cannon]

Or buy an ebike

FIFY

 

[moorey]

I'm an old man who sometimes forgets to wipe properly

TMI

 

[Mattyp]

That's it, mines going up for sale. 1 year newer, hardly ridden and upgraded to XT. $4000 not negotiable!

Its tempting isn't it. The problem is you then have to replace it.

 

[fjohn860]

Man Mountain Bike.

Used like new. More expensive than a '21 model.

Comes with breaks and also brakes.

 

[Chriso_29er]

Yeah but if you sell it you could buy one that’s not orange!

Not at the prices they're commanding haha

 

[fjohn860]

Man Mountain Bike.

Used like new. More expensive than a '21 model.

Comes with breaks and also brakes.

Also internal candle routed...

 

[cokeonspecialtwodollars]

Its tempting isn't it. The problem is you then have to replace it.

N-1 is the same as #DIV/0! it will always produce an error.

 

[pink poodle]

Canyon Strive interstate, won't post but he'll drive it here if I pay a days wages.

This might pay off though...if he is a working visa fruit picker you could pay that wage with your pocket change.

I've got a 26 inch intense 951 in a 60% assembled state. It's not for sale though.

 

[pink poodle]

Its tempting isn't it. The problem is you then have to replace it.

Do it for the laffs! Post I stupid price, generate some stupid comments, sold pending sale, back on stupid buyer, splitting bike, only have rear mech cable outer left, whole bike on sale but in parts...you'll get some good Jules out of it.

 

[moorey]

I've got a 26 inch intense 951 in a 60% assembled state. It's not for sale though.

Awesome. Ticks exactly fuck all boxes, even if it was for sale...

 

[pink poodle]

Awesome. Ticks exactly fuck all boxes, even if it was for sale...

Will post deets if ur keen?

 

[moorey]

Will post deets if ur keen?

Full deets please. In minute deet.

 

[pink poodle]

Full deets please. In minute deet.

Well one of the tyres is a black ummmm....I can't remember. What are the big brands? Might be one of them.

I've got some bolts I can include if you need them?

 

[sane]

More fork crimes, the kids edition.
The mistake seems weird when you see the tyres basically have arrows which show how it should’ve been done.

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/kew...rce=com.apple.uikit.activity.copytopasteboard

Not sure which is more offensive, price or description.

 

[tobbogonist]

I best like the sticker saying it has been built to international KBC safety standards.