Hello fellow Rotorburn-ers.
I may OR MAY NOT (you don't know) be thinking of opening a bike shop. Let's presume money isn't in the millions but the bike range is outstanding. What do you want to see in a shop? Thinking outside the square. Answers even like 'a tv and a couch' i don't mind.
Alright GO!
This sounds like it's for a school assignment..................
Anyway, here's what I want:
-I work during daylight. Provide me an option to see you store or collect things after hours.
-I'm built like a man and need mens sizes. XL should be the minimum and XXL should be stocked.
-Don't say that something broke because I'm riding it too hard. Like der, being fast and hardcore isn't all smooth sailing.
-Don't let bike shop groupies into your workshop. Tell them to fuck off altogether.
-Don't complain that online shopping is killing your store even though you make no profit on your part sales anyway. Your service needs to be reliable and accurate and people will pay for it...........
-If you do demo days and group rides etc, please don't dress your group riders in things relating to your shop. That deters most people from going near your shop as most people who wear shop clothes are fucking tools.
-Don't sell triathlon gear. Sell the bikes but not the dick sticking swimwear that goes with it. It's got no place in a bike shop. Go to the Mardi Gras for that shit.
-Support whatever racing and social days you can. Be awesome and even bring some gear along for people to be interested in.
-Pay some money towards trail maintenance and occupancy permits. You'll be considered a great guy!
-Don't do radio commercials. No one buys a bike off a radio commercial.
-Have a tablet or computer that people can use to see the catalogue of the bikes they like.
-Don't be a boutique store.
-Only hire people who ride and ride more than one discipline. There's nothing worse than having a roadie preach to you about the benefits of buying a 29er hardtail. This activates the chance of being told to fuck off by 100%.
-Don't put work experience kids on the sales floor! More importantly, don't put the work experience kid on someone's forks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't put the work experience kid near anything other than the shitty scooters you sell to raise your profit!
-Don't sell flat brim hats!