Pastavore
Eats Squid
Love your work. Before the next GP, can you rip that stupid fucking earing out of Hamilton's head?My plan of having Merc start at the back of every race for our entertainment is working nicely.
I pitched the idea to Toto Wolff during the week but he said that it was crap, so I jumped on a plane and headed to Germany where I kicked the shit out of him (the bike crash is just a cover story).
He agreed to tamper with Lewis’ car but couldn’t bring himself to touch the German boy.
Fire away tinfoil hat wearers.