Having to defend analogue…

frenchman said:
@Calvin27 this is the best attitude. Y would I care when I’m getting 4x as many laps. Can’t hear the sledgin over my 250W

@Stredda eebs is like when u go to the pub to catch up with m8s but u have a bag as well. After all couple of nose beers and a few mangos (wot a combo). Then one of the lads safreak (who’s on a Surron of course) wants to fire up the glass bbq. And shit, before u know it ur cutting laps around Suncorp stadium teabagging Wally Lewis. Now whilst it’s great fun running a train on Wally with the boys, if everyone else is still in the beer garden nursing that pint ya probably goin to look like a bit of egg.


Basically eebs ≈ mtb meth. But hey man some people like that shit, so power to ‘em. If people are going to expect me to be a e-cock, I’m doing them a disservice pretending otherwise. Lean right into that stereotype m8, it’s liberating. In a time where trail access and building pirate trails is contentious with parks, bringing the eebs is the ultimate boomer move. Fuck you, I’ve got mine and I’m gunna cut as many laps in that one hour window as I can. And like fuck am I gunna miss out on that. If u think parks will differentiate an eeb, chipped eeb, surron or stark varg well m8 I got sum hand cut loamers to show ya. A surron is an eebs, it just has the cranks on the handlebars. Braaap


If I see ya out on the trail I’ll pull over at the top once I’ve blasted past on the surron and we can share a toke and laugh at all the analog plebs grinding up.

Also if u need a chip to run the eebs at 50k I can sort u out with that. Farkin yewwwwwww time to punch some darts and break sum hearts


Unless I’m on the trail bike then I’ll gatekeep the pirate trails and ignore u. (probably wouldn’t like them anyway)



TLDR: if u don’t think u can handle the shit from ridin an eeb just start taking meth. There’s less stigma
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