harmonix1234
Eats Squid
One small tube of superglue.
Take off the lid and squeeze the whole tube into the drivers side keyhole of the car.
Make sure you get the thin little nozzle right in there.
It will render the lock useless and they will have to climb in the passenger side and climb over every time they want to go for a drive.
Pain in the a55.
Or, just do it to the boot. That way they won't know for weeks until they go and buy something really big, like the weekly shop and then ralise their boot won't open.
Deal with that in the supermarket car park.
Pain in the A55.
Cutting aluminium. With a grinder or saw. Worst sound in the universe.
Buteric acid. Basically the rankest stuff in the universe.
Get a block of butter and put in a tupperware container and leave in the sun for about two weeks.
First it will melt and seperate, then it goes white, then black, the grey liquid, then black again. Now you have buteric acid.
This acrid juice is so potent that whatever it gets on it ruined forever.
Spill some on your jeans? Don't wash them, you'll ruin your washing machine and all the clothes in it.
Get it on your hands? You'r not going to be able stomach eating anything with that hand for months. It stains so deep and so vile.
I will give you $500 if you can take a lung full of this stuff without losing your lunch.
Made it once, will never ever do it again.
But in your case, you may want to dab a few drops in his letterbox, or under the handle of his car, or run a paintbrush work over his clothes line wires.
Take off the lid and squeeze the whole tube into the drivers side keyhole of the car.
Make sure you get the thin little nozzle right in there.
It will render the lock useless and they will have to climb in the passenger side and climb over every time they want to go for a drive.
Pain in the a55.
Or, just do it to the boot. That way they won't know for weeks until they go and buy something really big, like the weekly shop and then ralise their boot won't open.
Deal with that in the supermarket car park.
Pain in the A55.
Cutting aluminium. With a grinder or saw. Worst sound in the universe.
Buteric acid. Basically the rankest stuff in the universe.
Get a block of butter and put in a tupperware container and leave in the sun for about two weeks.
First it will melt and seperate, then it goes white, then black, the grey liquid, then black again. Now you have buteric acid.
This acrid juice is so potent that whatever it gets on it ruined forever.
Spill some on your jeans? Don't wash them, you'll ruin your washing machine and all the clothes in it.
Get it on your hands? You'r not going to be able stomach eating anything with that hand for months. It stains so deep and so vile.
I will give you $500 if you can take a lung full of this stuff without losing your lunch.
Made it once, will never ever do it again.
But in your case, you may want to dab a few drops in his letterbox, or under the handle of his car, or run a paintbrush work over his clothes line wires.
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