If you're gonna tell a stupid sexist joke, try not to fuck it up at least.How do you turn a snow plow into a dish washer?..
Give the bitch a shovel!
Please. No more. I'm gonna pull a muscle or something.oh iv got another good joke! Spike-X!
You're an idiot.How do you turn a snow plow into a dish washer?..
Give the bitch a shovel!
And you're banned.i apologize in advance to the abboriginals and asians
and aboriginal and asain stand on top on a building, they jump off, who wins???????
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Haha nice one.What did Cinderella do when she got to the Ball?? Chocked !!
Ban them.#1 Q: what do you do if a chick starts smoking.
A: put some lube on her.
#2 Q: why do tampons never talk to each other.
A: because there always stuck up c*nts
lol
First you tell a two shitty jokes and almost get yourself banned, THEN you tell a joke completely wrong!! What is this world coming to?lol to the previous joke about the sheep
sorry to the guy that didnt like my last joke. ur the first person i know of that hasnt laughed at either one.
a guy kidnaps 3 people and takes them to a deserted island, he says to them go out into the bush and find 3 of the same kind of fruit, bring them back and put each one up ur bum without laughing or pulling a face. if you can do the task successfuly i will let you go if you fail i will kill you.
so all three people set off in to the bush
the first person comes back with 3 oranges, they get to the 2nd one and pull a face. the kidnaper kills them
the 2nd person comes back with grapes, he makes it to the last one and bursts out laughing. the kidnaper says to the 2nd guy why did u start laughing you almost did it and i could have let you go. the 2nd guy replies i saw the last guy come back with pinapples.
I laughed at the tampon one when I first heard it.sorry to the guy that didnt like my last joke. ur the first person i know of that hasnt laughed at either one.