the virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come
over and have dinner with her parents
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time
Well,the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before,so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms
He tellsthe pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3pack, 10-pack, or family
pack
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head
A minute passes,and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down
10 minutes pass, and stil no movement from the boy
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend lean over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious"
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist