heard this one today, i thought it was funny.
Question: What does a baby in a deep fryer look like?
Answer: I'm not sure.... I was too busy masturbating.
...how the fuck do you find this funny?
heard this one today, i thought it was funny.
Question: What does a baby in a deep fryer look like?
Answer: I'm not sure.... I was too busy masturbating.
what do fat chicks and B-lines have in common.
They both look horrible in movies
''alright, i'll share another with ya. Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama and Opera Winifrey are in their own, private jet plane.
Barrack Obama says "You know, i could throw this $1000 bill out the window and make 1 person very happy"
Michelle Obama says "I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy
Oprah Winifrey says "I could throw one hundred $10 bills out the window and make 100 people very happy
The pilot over hears the conversation and says to the the co-pilot " The snobs, thinking there all high and mighty. You know, i could throw them all out of the window and make 75000 people very happy"![]()
''
That would work better with the ladies from 'The View' and if you are a Family Guy fan yes they do sound like chickens.
...how the fuck do you find this funny?
I don't really find it funny either.
I find it pretty damn erotic.![]()
f(x) walks into a resturant and asks for a meal. the waiter says, "sorry mate, we don't cater for functions"
BAHAHAHA!!! ok You've got a fridge, a washing machine, a dishwasher, a toaster and a wife. which ones the odd one out?
The toaster. The others all leak when they're farked!
ahh fuckk