Little Things You Hate

[DJR]

I'm very scared I just came to Victoria to have broken my hand. Can't move it, size of a tennis ball, beer isn't helping enough. Hospital is across the road from the hotel at least

I wondered why your hand was bandaged up...

http://www.pinkbike.com/news/australian-national-downhill-series-round-one-mt-taylor-2015.html

Hope it feels better, seems like you're one accident prone chap

 

[hazza6542]

I wondered why your hand was bandaged up...

http://www.pinkbike.com/news/australian-national-downhill-series-round-one-mt-taylor-2015.html

Hope it feels better, seems like you're one accident prone chap

Thaaaaats me. Wrist is fine, ended up smashing the end of my radius off so not the best outcome. It was off that top drop too, caught someone, tried to stop and didn't make it in time, just missed them and otb straight off the drop.

 

[spoozbucket]

Desserts and milkshakes in jars, stupid trend, rabble rabble rabble!

 

[moorey]

Desserts and milkshakes in jars, stupid trend, rabble rabble rabble!

It's sooo hip, maaaaaan.

 

[pink poodle]

Desserts and milkshakes in jars, stupid trend, rabble rabble rabble!

Oh yes...who the fuck can drink from a jar with a thread??? Must have themselves some magical lips.

 

[stirk]

Oh yes...who the fuck can drink from a jar with a thread??? Must have themselves some magical lips.

Nah man, you just need to wrap your lips around a straw.

 

[pink poodle]

Nah man, you just need to wrap your lips around a straw.

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I'm not falling for that trick again.

 

[Knuckles]

I'm not falling o that prick again.

Fall........yessss let's go with that.

 

[Knuckles]

I'm not falling on that prick again.

Fall........yessss let's go with that.

 

[spoozbucket]

I'm not falling for that trick again.

Hmmm like the South Park Sea People episode?

 

[stirk]

Fall........yessss let's go with that.

Fall........yessss let's go with that.

Bit too early in the week to be on the sauce is it not?

 

[PINT of Stella. mate!]

Bit too early in the week to be on the sauce is it not?

It's fucking Wednesday you puritan!

 

[stirk]

It's fucking Wednesday you puritan!

You said it, its hump day!!


Everyday is Friday for me. :llama:

 

[Kind_cir]

Got to hate the rain. It has cost me like 2.5k this week and it's only Wednesday.:frusty:

 

[stirk]

Got to hate the rain. It has cost me like 2.5k this week and it's only Wednesday.:frusty:

Nah I love the rain, saves me 2.5 hours washing the cars.

 

[pink poodle]

Fall........yessss let's go with that.

You said my secret was safe with you! Fuck me. Well no don't! What I mean is now I need to explain this to everyone. Not awkward at all. I locked myself out of the house. The only windows open was the bathroom window. But it is quite small, so getting in required some tricky manoeuvring. I had to back in arse first and naked (with clothes I was too wide for the window). Anyway I slipped, dropping towards the shower floor butt first in a pike position. Fortunately my fall was broken by a shampoo bottle.

 

[Tubeless]

I hardly think the shampoo bottle was to blame.

 

[Kind_cir]

You said my secret was safe with you! Fuck me. Well no don't! What I mean is now I need to explain this to everyone. Not awkward at all. I locked myself out of the house. The only windows open was the bathroom window. But it is quite small, so getting in required some tricky manoeuvring. I had to back in arse first and naked (with clothes I was too wide for the window). Anyway I slipped, dropping towards the shower floor butt first in a pike position. Fortunately my fall was broken by a shampoo bottle.

And he's been blowing bubbles out his ass ever since...

 

[spoozbucket]

You said my secret was safe with you! Fuck me. Well no don't! What I mean is now I need to explain this to everyone. Not awkward at all. I locked myself out of the house. The only windows open was the bathroom window. But it is quite small, so getting in required some tricky manoeuvring. I had to back in arse first and naked (with clothes I was too wide for the window). Anyway I slipped, dropping towards the shower floor butt first in a pike position. Fortunately my fall was broken by a shampoo bottle.

Damn, I can't find it but I remember a story of a man going to hospital with a bottle stuck in his butt and he tried to convince hospital staff that he fell off a ladder and landed on a bottle, I think it was a sauce bottle though.

 

[stirk]

Beware of reverse peristaltic waves.

I know of a true story where a guy was being pleasured by his girlfriend with a vibrator, she lost her grip and it was sucked into the guys bum by reverse peristaltic waves.

Still vibrating all night the poor guy goes to ER in the morning, probably with no sleep and worried as all hell about what people will think of him with a buzzing vibrator stuck up his arse.

I can see him now nervously sitting g in the ER waiting room with a faint buzzing coming from his bum.

Apparently it was still going when they got it out!