Don't I know it! I have a very thin margin between wake up and drink coffee before my body goes to shit, self inflicted from caffeine abuse. That phone call struck pretty close to the end of that margin!!! Everyone knows you can't go back from that no matter how much coffee I pump in. The only solution to a day long slump is to snort coke and bang hookers. I'm not rich enough to bang hookers! This is how Charlie Sheen's issues started.
I know right? Amazingly hip too. Must be because I'm from Castlemaine and have no affinity with this super weird town....
Lower your standards. There is always a packety in the background. $25 should sort it. Compromise on hoes, not coffee
I had one of those weeks also that involved a friend's marriage break up that was inevitable. It's strange how people try and hide the truth but no matter how hard they try, shit always floats to the top to be seen.
Yes, yes she does.
"prime minister caught banging ugly hookers"
I don't have a couch anymore from one of those. It reduces the impact of those ones! Your poor old buddy can't crash on your lounge for a few weeks drinking himself into a stupor each day trying to work out why things didn't work out with the girl.
You need to get into couples team deep sea or game fishing.
Too soon?
Too late.
He did get away for a few weeks but it's been a slowly eroding marriage, it's not like it's turned bad overnight. I did tell him this lady wasn't for him from the start and there's 2 small kids involved, so now matters are much worse.
Like a bowl of spaghetti.
An extra large bowl of spag at that.
You will get a call.......at 4:30, to say they're not coming in the allocated time, and to call the office to reschedule in 6 weeks time.
What I mean is they park in they way (blocking access to the bowser) and do not purchase any fuel, just buy food for their fat guts
