Little Things You Hate

[moorey]

So, what did good Dr Keith have to say about your bruised peach fuzzed arse during the compromising examination?

About that Avatar, we need to have a talk. Bring back #BagODicks

1. If I went to Keith for every bike stack injury, he’d block me....particularly as so many are arse related.
2. I actually didn’t change my avatar.
3. What was the question again?

 

[Ultra Lord]

2. I actually didn’t change my avatar.
?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Mr Crudley]

1. If I went to Keith for every bike stack injury, he’d block me....particularly as so many are arse related.
2. I actually didn’t change my avatar.
3. What was the question again?

1. Dr Keith must be a fine proctologist
2. Ummmm.....but, wait a minute, oh, errr, hang on........
3. Nevermind.

 

[Haakon]

This guy...

He likes to pass it off as a joke, but he doesn’t seem to get that the average bogan fuckwit watching his videos are not bright enough to grasp that subtlety. As such, I rate his videos as borderline dangerous...

It’s all a bit depressing really....

 

[pink poodle]

@Haakon on case you didn't know, he is from Newcastle. I promise you that he (along with 99% of the population here) hate bikes with the same level of passion that I hate having my testicle fed through a meat grinder.

 

[Haakon]

@Haakon on case you didn't know, he is from Newcastle. I promise you that he (along with 99% of the population here) hate bikes with the same level of passion that I hate having my testicle fed through a meat grinder.

Sounds like an awesome place... A real cultural centre. I’m sure the beach is an upgrade from Canberra though.

 

[pink poodle]

Sounds like an awesome place... A real cultural centre. I’m sure the beach is an upgrade from Canberra though.

It's a great place, with too many shit factors to go with it.

 

[Ultra Lord]

Hating on cycling is a pretty common theme throughout his video’s. Dudes a twat. Theres no subtlety about him

 

[Haakon]

Hating on cycling is a pretty common theme throughout his video’s. Dudes a twat. Theres no subtlety about him

He’s going to get someone killed. One day one of the average bogan fuckwits watching his videos will take his formula for hate literally...

 

[Ultra Lord]

They already do. Remember that cunt that plowed into cyclists in bondi i think it was?

Mrs. Ultras dad died when a car pulled onto a freeway near helensburgh and plowed into a group of riders on the shoulder.

Fuck I’ve been hit 3 times. Twice on purpose. People just swerving into me and knocking me off. Cops don’t do shit. Third time was somebody pulling out of a congested driveway with poor visibility for all parties, shit happens there.

I’ve also had a longneck launched at me from a ute, he was heading up hill and I was bombing down. It shattered when it skimmed my helmet. I knew the guy, cops still didn’t do shit. So I unscrewed the valves on his tyres and filled em with superglue. Cunt.




Fuck road riding, it’s not worth it. Much nicer in the bush.

 

[moorey]

Yeah, nah. No one takes that seriously. He’s just jumping on a band wagon fur views, a walking cliche.

 

[hifiandmtb]

So I unscrewed the valves on his tyres and filled em with superglue. Cunt.
.

Expander foam in the exhaust pipe works too. And is very fast to execute.

 

[Haakon]

Jesus... Thats fucked.

I love roadies. Love riding on the road. Hate being so scared all the time...

 

[Haakon]

Yeah, nah. No one takes that seriously. He’s just jumping on a band wagon fur views, a walking cliche.

Read the comments... Plenty take it seriously

 

[moorey]

Read the comments... Plenty take it seriously

It’s an echo chamber of wankers with no life.

 

[Cardy George]

Fuck road riding, it’s not worth it. Much nicer in the bush.

Til you have to go into town. I live "rural" but ride in to work in town and I get far more space and courtesy on the highway/backroads than when I'm in town.

 

[Haakon]

It’s an echo chamber of wankers with no life.

Agreed. But it only takes one of those wankers to get it into their head its ok to take a life.

 

[moorey]

Agreed. But it only takes one of those wankers to get it into their head its ok to take a life.

Or play a violent video or watch a violent movie. That shit was thoroughly debunked long ago.

 

[Haakon]

Or play a violent video or watch a violent movie. That shit was thoroughly debunked long ago.

I get your point. But we have all had our run ins with these tools.

Mind you, I am less worried about these pricks than the oblivious ones on their phones... At least the aggro wankers trying to scare you have actually seen you!

 

[moorey]

I think we had run in’s with tools before this tool ever came along.
Agree about the phones though.