Little Things You Hate

[moorey]

The way things are going we’ll all be forced to get around looking like this soon! View attachment 368413

Yes please.

 

[moorey]

It's those damn long socks, right?

I though saggy old man ball skin.

 

[Tubbsy]

Who turned me into Captain Saggy Balls. That Odious Geriatric no doubt.... @Dales Cannon Oops, user error... rectumfied.

 

[shiny]

I was recommended DHaRCO for length. Sure enough length is good but the legs are made for skinny 16 year old sik insta kids. Not 48 year olds.

Giro Arc shorts, good length room around the thighs, if you have a 99 Bikes close by worth trying some on. They are a lightweight short and material does seem thin but I have been using them for 3 years and holding up very well. Local trails have prickle bushes that leave your arms very scratched and shorts have shrugged those off.

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[Dales Cannon]

Who turned me into Captain Saggy Balls. That Odious Geriatric no doubt.... @Dales Cannon

@beeb ????

edit: Fixed now

 

[beeb]

Oh joy, my first custom title. And what a start!

[EDIT] DC's too quick! Changed already...

 

[DMan]

The way things are going we’ll all be forced to get around looking like this soon! View attachment 368413

When real men wore shorts...

 

[PJO]

When real men wore shorts...

And that ladies and gentlemen was the 80s. Let us not go back there again...

 

[Tubbsy]

With me it’s not the kilt I have to worry about getting caught in the chain. Hur hur

Fancy an avatar?

 

[DMan]

And that ladies and gentlemen was the 80s. Let us not go back there again...

Because you weren't a real man. And milk was real milk. And flouro was awesome. Although maybe that was the 90's? I get my decades mixed up now...

 

[PJO]

Because you weren't a real man. And milk was real milk. And flouro was awesome. Although maybe that was the 90's? I get my decades mixed up now...

Nope, I definitely wasn't a real man, wasn't even a man...

 

[Flow-Rider]

Because you weren't a real man. And milk was real milk. And flouro was awesome. Although maybe that was the 90's? I get my decades mixed up now...

Flouro was definitely mid to late 80's.

 

[Jpez]

Fancy an avatar?


View attachment 368420

Sure. Looks a little too similar to Moorey’s bruised butt tho

 

[Jpez]

When real men wore shorts...

Not longs obviously

 

[Tubbsy]

Sure. Looks a little too similar to Moorey’s bruised butt tho

Economies of scale at Rotorburn HQ... @Dales Cannon bought a whole load of canapés and gourmet sausage from the David Jones food hall for a board meeting and we're still recovering.

 

[Dales Cannon]

edit: spent 2 minutes instead of 2 seconds...

 

[pink poodle]

Why da fuk are mtb shorts getting shorter?
Two brands I could always rely on for a long inseam have reduced the length by a cm or so in the last season.
Ive since bought 2 shorts with fingers crossed and they too are too short and ride up over the knee pads which we all know is not a good look!
Same happened to Hard yakka work shorts. What was once a nice long cargo short length are more Warrick Capps short! No one wants to see that much of my legs!

For a tall dude with giraffe legs it’s getting damn hard to find a pair of shorts that fit.

Ease up there stretch! Hard Yakka made Capper look modest long before they were long and baggy.

But mtb shorts are getting stupid short. They must overlap the knee pad, not end at low tide with an awkward flesh slab peeking out between the 2. There should be a law. I recently grabbed some 100% shorts that do this. In all other regards they are great and high quality.

 

[Tubbsy]

edit: spent 2 minutes instead of 2 seconds...

Still looks like @moorey

 

[Dales Cannon]

Still looks like @moorey

You would know. I guess.

 

[Elbo]

I generally let YouTube play in the background while I'm working and I ended up listening to the Joe Rogan Experience podcast with comedian Owen Benjamin from a few years ago. I thought I'd see what he's up to now. If anyone wants to watch the next Jonestown unfold in real time, just search for Owen Benjamin or Beartaria. Holy crap! (LTIH because the guy sounds like a massive douche and is taking advantage of people)