Little Things You Hate

The Duckmeister

Wheel size expert
The whole problem with this genocide is where do you start? Who decides the level / degree of stupid - it’s kind of a sliding scale relevant to whom your comparing against. Dont get me wrong not against it would just like some ground rules before we start.
The problem of genocide in its common interpretation is that it's a bit too specific in its targets......
 

Brow

Big Block
The whole problem with this genocide is where do you start? Who decides the level / degree of stupid - it’s kind of a sliding scale relevant to whom your comparing against. Dont get me wrong not against it would just like some ground rules before we start.
A few more beers have resulted in a couple of rules.
First, if you would qualify for a Darwin Award then it is too late and off with your head.
Second, if I think you are stupid, you have 1 chance to change my mind - but I am a stubborn prick of an overlord.
I don't like too many rules so thats it for now. I might allow for a peer review by RBers some time down the track - if there are any of you left after those 2 rules.
 

pink poodle

Our man isn't in the West
The faint hum of some douche bag setting up outdoor sound gear across the water at 7am on a Sunday. This Sunday in particular and on the morning I could have slept in for a little while...I sense a rowing event.
 

Minlak

Giant... yeah baby.
Sooooo - I don’t mind a sale - I like to save money the same as the next person however!
Fuck me I am sick of Black Friday / Cyber Monday sales - Black Friday is the Friday after thanksgiving in America and Cyber Monday is obviously the Monday - Black Friday is anything and Cyber Monday is generally computer / Tech related.
Its getting as bad as Easter and Christmas sales - I have been getting emails for 2 weeks and actual sales have been going for the last 3 or 4 days - why give them names if the names mean nothing??
Also since this has become the norm to start the sales early I see very few absolute must have bargains like we used to egg in these days of genuine one off sales - it’s just another sale that happens every day in retail by the feels of it.
 

pink poodle

Our man isn't in the West
Sooooo - I don’t mind a sale - I like to save money the same as the next person however!
Fuck me I am sick of Black Friday / Cyber Monday sales - Black Friday is the Friday after thanksgiving in America and Cyber Monday is obviously the Monday - Black Friday is anything and Cyber Monday is generally computer / Tech related.
Its getting as bad as Easter and Christmas sales - I have been getting emails for 2 weeks and actual sales have been going for the last 3 or 4 days - why give them names if the names mean nothing??
Also since this has become the norm to start the sales early I see very few absolute must have bargains like we used to egg in these days of genuine one off sales - it’s just another sale that happens every day in retail by the feels of it.
Surely you're hanging out for that pushys and mtbd sale? He emails really got me frothing.
 

Mr Crudley

Wheel size expert
Fuck you Ronald and your shitty "food"!!!
Damn straight. Always have regrets after eating any of that.

Although, it seems to be the dining of choice for Middle Eastern gentlemen here that are partial to manbags and baseball caps based of the amount of utter Mc rubbish that inevitably gets thrown around after their grazing. Fuck those guys, I wish it was Texas and I'd have real justice.
 

pink poodle

Our man isn't in the West
It was late and I'd not long finished a long day of work. The food was absolute shit, how do people enjoy it?

And fuck the people who leave their rubbish everywhere.
 

pink poodle

Our man isn't in the West
Fucking hell! I'm just trying to enjoy a quiet morning...hit up my local favourite cafe and it's nicely empty, fuck you weekend crowds of boomers! Get into a relaxing zone and the council workers decide to fire up the concrete saw! You can't block they shit out. No worries I've got to go to the post office to collect a parcel and send a parcel. The line is out the door with old people checking their lotto tickets or buying porn I don't know which. I'll get a coffee at the near by (suspension) cafe. Ooooooh nice, blasting phat old rock music (deep purple as I walk in)! After a weekend of lofi and indie shit on repeat at work this will be refreshing...except it is so loud the crowd of hippies are all yelling at each other rather than talking. Does nobody understand the value of peace and quiet anymore? I think I need to grow some lawn or start watering my concrete more often. Clearly I have evolved into that stage of life.

And this humidity can fuck right off.
 
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