Little Things You Love

[Zaf]

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[Tubbsy]

Who doesn't ride with the Marilyn Manson tuck. Just so comfortable.

 

[moorey]

Who...?

I hate being on your side again. Was in BigW, and he was on every poster. NFI who he was.

 

[pink poodle]

My main issue was that the elastic band stitching broke.
The seam doesn't bother me because I tuck it back.

Old tips for young players.

The seam? I didn't have any seam issues. There just isn't a pouch on the fuckers in which to nestle my junk, which in turn then gets squished down the leg against my thigh. Anyone who has experienced this know how much fun it isn't. It's about as much fun as riding commando and sitting down onto your beans and Frank.

 

[pink poodle]

I hate being on your side again. Was in BigW, and he was on every poster. NFI who he was.

He is a jock...pun of the week right there.

 

[Flow-Rider]

The fuck? @Haakon this is the guy who promotes Big W's in house label of underwear branded as "Tradie". I promise that they are neither tough nor comfortable and they do not contain the extra baggage room promoted on the label. I got sick of my dick and balls being squished down my inseam and threw them out.

Big W wouldn't sell a pair big enough to fit over the package on his head though.

That's 1st prize for question and answer of the year.

How does Quantum Field Theory apply...?

Bend over and he’ll show you

 

[Zaf]

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[creaky]

With a good tuck job, you can wear a lacey number, no pouch required.

Whoa there tiger ... are you suggesting that you tuck your tackle down between your gooch and the saddle?

 

[Art Vanderlay]

Sorry Haakon......I'm now voting for the Honey Badger. He is in the running isn't he?

 

[Ultra Lord]

Whoa there tiger ... are you suggesting that you tuck your tackle down between your gooch and the saddle?

 

[Dales Cannon]

Guess who else drives an Amarok? The Honey Badger himself - Nick Cummins.

Wallaby.

Bachelor.

All-round Great guy.

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I pissed in the back of that on Friday. Could you smell it over the perfume?

For the doubterers.

 

[pink poodle]

Also...how did this fellow become the honey badger? This is the one true honey badger, he is pretty bad ass and don't give a shit!

 

[stirk]

I love dad jokes

 

[moorey]

I’m gunna be that guy...mass is a measure of something’s matter, weight is its gravitational pull. Glaven.

LTIL. Fun police.

 

[moorey]

Wait...is he a wallaby, a badger, or a bachelor? These things sound mutually exclusive.

 

[pink poodle]

Wait...is he a wallaby, a badger, or a bachelor? These things sound mutually exclusive.

Yeah but...a bachelor is always on the hunt for a nice honey badger, and hop into the love pouch.

 

[Zaf]

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[Ultra Lord]

Does this mean you now love me?

If he did, he woudn’t even admit it at gunpoint.

 

[Zaf]

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[cokeonspecialtwodollars]

Since we're explaining the joke, we might as well kill it all the way.
The SI unit for Mass is Kilograms.
The SI unit for Weight is Kilograms; with the vector, 9.8m/s^2 commonly being implied. Nobody says "That box weighs 20kgm/s^2".

The joke is formed by the incongruity in the terms (they themselves are being confused even within the joke), in addition to "mass" being used as an abbreviated/anglicised version of "enmasse".



Does this mean you now love me?

Actually the SI unit for weight is the newton and your example box would weigh approximately 196N (or 196kgms^-2 in SI base units) if it were on earth at sea level.