Little Things You Love

[Knuckles]

sooo much more patient than I. usual MO is to yell "F off Scammer Cunt!" into the phone. I must get an aerosol air horn for these occasions, for use with the landline.

The best bit about the air horn, is they use headsets, so they can't whip the receiver away....

Im a stringer too. Record is almost an hour, pretending to not know how to do what they were asking (gets them so excited when they think they have an idiot on the hook), all the while playing COD.

The death threats when they cotton on are the sweet, sweet reward.

 

[Ultra Lord]

Yeah I was playing shovel knight with the phone next to the laptop, game at full volume. Throw in a few “what? That screens not cmong up *cue bossfight music*”.

 

[Dales Cannon]

The ignore feature on here is brilliant!

 

[moorey]

The ignore feature on here is brilliant!

It is indeed. I found it 14 years too late.

 

[Tubeless]

The ignore feature on here is brilliant!

Naww, is it me?

The best bit about the air horn, is they use headsets, so they can't whip the receiver away....

Im a stringer too. Record is almost an hour, pretending to not know how to do what they were asking (gets them so excited when they think they have an idiot on the hook), all the while playing COD.

The death threats when they cotton on are the sweet, sweet reward.

Are you always fishing when scammers call?

 

[Mica]

Saw this walking the dog this morning. Disappointed that entries are closed.

 

[safreek]

 

[steve jobs' pancreas]

"maybe if I wasn't named Randy I may not have developed an eating disorder"

 

[pink poodle]

I think might be the name for my next dog. Especially if he is a leg humper.

 

[safreek]

I think might be the name for my next dog. Especially if he is a leg humper.

They are the best, the humpers, unless they stand almost as high as you and weigh 70kg. Then they are more of a rapist

 

[Dales Cannon]

Saw this walking the dog this morning. Disappointed that entries are closed.

The connection still works... roooooooooooar!

 

[hifiandmtb]

This is great:

 

[pink poodle]

So very good.

 

[Mr Crudley]

Almost a documentary.

Sent from my F5121 using Tapatalk

 

[droenn]

LTIL: New season of Archer just started

 

[stirk]

This is great:

I can relate to this


Being on the MTB makes it go away!

 

[moorey]

Dougal and the Shockcraft crew.
Sorted out my Mattocs under warranty when the dickhole Aussie warranty centre refused to help me. (Forks were a few weeks old).
Can’t recommend highly enough.

 

[Haakon]

Having tickets for Sam Simmons tonight

 

[Boom King]

Having tickets for Sam Simmons tonight

Saw him a couple of years back, still laugh just looking at him.

 

[slowmick]

Dougal and the Shockcraft crew.
Sorted out my Mattocs under warranty when the dickhole Aussie warranty centre refused to help me. (Forks were a few weeks old).
Can’t recommend highly enough.

Did you send them to NZ or did they send you bits?