Murder or self defense?

[Knuckles]

Raises the question I asked my wife a while ago - who is her dead body friend? To my amazement, obviously not everyone has considered which of your mates would you call upon, without fear, to help sort out what could become an awkward dead body situation.

The old bloke across the road. He owns me.

 

[link1896]

My bro. But I don't need him. Being a mtbr, you should know all the good spots. Lysterfield lake is my location of choice. Ya just gotta make them sink.

Years ago, me and a bunch of mates are out in the little desert ( far West Vic ). We busted the corner off a 4wheel drive quite well jumping it. Anyway, after a 6hr marathon effort we repaired it. One dude comes by on his own that arvo, we didn't think much of it at the time. Years later over beers someone jokes " he was out there burying a body"

 

[pink poodle]

My bro. But I don't need him. Being a mtbr, you should know all the good spots. Lysterfield lake is my location of choice. Ya just gotta make them sink.

I wouldn't...nothing much a fresh water lake to eat up a corpse. Unless you wrap the fucker in concrete, one day...just like champagne bubbles.

 

[eastie]

My bro. But I don't need him. Being a mtbr, you should know all the good spots. Lysterfield lake is my location of choice. Ya just gotta make them sink.

:madgrin: ... never accept a feed of yabbies from a clearance diver/police diver

 

[shake_rattle_and_ roll]

Freshwater is no one's friend in that situation. Apparently highly oxygenated saltwater's your best bet if you need to go ham-fist about it (no pun intended).
http://www.livescience.com/48480-what-happens-to-dead-body-in-ocean.html

Alternatively...
[video=youtube;2xUynRdzzsM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xUynRdzzsM[/video]

 

[schred]

Alternatively...
[video=youtube;2xUynRdzzsM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xUynRdzzsM[/video]

Great movie, saw it the other night

"Hence the expression..as greedy as pig"
<smiles>

 

[shake_rattle_and_ roll]

And for the record, I blame Eastie for taking us down the path of "How to Dispose of a Body".

 

[Calvin27]

The next time you see the one guy 'maintaining' trails at odd hours...

I've always wondered what the point of rock armouring was. I guess you don't want erosion to reveal what is burried underneath...

 

[pink poodle]

The next time you see the one guy 'maintaining' trails at odd hours...

I've always wondered what the point of rock armouring was. I guess you don't want erosion to reveal what is burried underneath...

I feel unfairly judged...