binner
Hath shat hymself
Well, yes the time has come that I finally migrated to an open plan office late last week in a brand new 5 level building. After 16 years of having my own private office to jack off in, snort coke, watch filthy Russian porn yadda yadda yadda I am already witnessing and being pulled up on what I'm doing. The worst part is I am on a bank of 3 tables and I'm on the end where there is the walkway for all staff to walk to their desk, the foot traffic noise and stares as every single person looks at my dual screens shits me already.
The dude on my left is a programmer and holy shit, he is a lil different shall we say. Let's leave that there for now.
Then the last guy on the end is the faculties H&S advisor and already I've been told on several occasions that my desk is not set correctly , the monitors are wrong, the chair is not adjusted right....arghhhhh for fuck sake!.
People whisper, people snort, people talk to themselves,people think they are comedians, the dude who faces me has a stand up desk which he fucking constantly winds up and down through the day for no apparent reason other than to sit or stand, FFS what's it gunna be ....SIT or fucking STAND !
I have so much more to discuss but I'll save it for later..... Can anyone give me some hints, tips, help on coping in this wild strange new environment.
Thanks in advance
The dude on my left is a programmer and holy shit, he is a lil different shall we say. Let's leave that there for now.
Then the last guy on the end is the faculties H&S advisor and already I've been told on several occasions that my desk is not set correctly , the monitors are wrong, the chair is not adjusted right....arghhhhh for fuck sake!.
People whisper, people snort, people talk to themselves,people think they are comedians, the dude who faces me has a stand up desk which he fucking constantly winds up and down through the day for no apparent reason other than to sit or stand, FFS what's it gunna be ....SIT or fucking STAND !
I have so much more to discuss but I'll save it for later..... Can anyone give me some hints, tips, help on coping in this wild strange new environment.
Thanks in advance