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Hath shat hymself
Is that a question
One helluva great guy.......Just imagine what they think of YOU, Ian......
One helluva great guy.......Just imagine what they think of YOU, Ian......
I bet you aimed it for the young bloke too.yes, but that is the obvious stuff. I liked to pop the keys off people's keyboards too. I kept a huge tub of lollies at my desk for when arseholes brought their kids into the office. "Take as many as you want timmy! I've got take away bags in the draw too." a nerf rocket as well (one of the visiting kids went rank on gummy bears and shot the speckled hen in the cunt! was so funny, i was pretty sure she was a virgin or transvestite). Another good one is to travel up/down a floor and drop off a phantom poo...or leave a really filthy dish in the sink (of that other floor, never your own). Post up A4 adverts in the lifts, or fake birthday wishes. Office workers love a good birthday.
Thats the one.Fuck me you are a bunch of bitter old fuckers
Nam, that would nake ne go nad. I hope mo ome ever does it to ne.Good office prank is to physically swap the M and N keys, have seen an IT manager waste half an hour trying everything to fix that one.
It's obvious as, but I still laughed like billyo...Nam, that would nake ne go nad. I hope mo ome ever does it to ne.
Take a print screen of the desktop, use it as wallpaper and move every icon into a folder elsewhere.Good office prank is to physically swap the M and N keys, have seen an IT manager waste half an hour trying everything to fix that one.
Piss funnyNam, that would nake ne go nad. I hope mo ome ever does it to ne.
Yes. Whats your point...?Fuck me you are a bunch of bitter old fuckers
That's works well however the last couple of places I've work at haven't permitted wallpaper changes, gggrrrr, oh well back to the M and N keys.Take a print screen of the desktop, use it as wallpaper and move every icon into a folder elsewhere.
Watch them click that mouse till it hurts
So you like working in a cube farm?Fuck me you are a bunch of bitter old fuckers
So would you be if all you want to do on a Friday is complete your 16hrs of paper work in 8 that turns into about 10hrs, but keep on getting distracted by open living style office people. If it's not complete, you get a big pineapple jammed up your arse hole and that's not longways but sideways too.Fuck me you are a bunch of bitter old fuckers
On the upside...you get to take a pineapple home to feed the family with.So would you be if all you want to do on a Friday is complete your 16hrs of paper work in 8 that turns into about 10hrs, but keep on getting distracted by open living style office people. If it's not complete, you get a big pineapple jammed up your arse hole and that's not longways but sideways too.
Yes it did for a short while, I resinged pretty quickly with that job. Just too many issues.On the upside...you get to take a pineapple home to feed the family with.
The thing is I find the opposite. I look around, all good, fart, then voila someone appears beside me at my desk, invariably had to lean right in, and is usually female. I've no idea why, it's almost a theory now. I have found best to drop it, quick sniff, then go and get a coffee/water etc if it's a bad one.Fart. Fart a lot - folks will fall over themselves to get away from you.