Forget WD40, spray it with some of Rennies sweat. Don't confuse this with Gordo's sweat though, put that shit on there and you'll never break it.Maybe need some DH monster like Rennie to wrap his teeth around it rip it right out of the crank?
I have an empty, closed box you can borrow if you fancy a crack at method 2. If indeed both the crank arm and pedal have tunnelled in due to your inattention, you owe me a new box.Try one of these scientific methods.
1) Thermodynamic solution:
Construct a semi-permeable membrane which lets pedals pass through but is impermeable to cranks. Filter the crank and pedal through this membrane.
2) Quantum Tunnelling solution:
Place a empty, closed box next to the crank and pedal. According to the "Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle", there is a non-zero chance that at some point, the crank or the pedal will tunnel into the box. Simply wait for this to happen. Note: this method may require some patience. Note 2: Be careful, if you wait too long you might find that both crank and pedal have tunnelled into the box.
3) Nuclear solution:
Place the crank and pedal in a leaded chamber and bombard the ensemble with slow neutrons until it becomes radioactive. Due to the process of radioactive disintegration, it will soon start to come apart all by itself. Note: The half-life of a radioactive crank and pedal is unknown. Do not stare into the beam.
Apparently if you put Rennies sweat in your Hadley or Hope hubs they become so quiet that they actually absorb ambient noise.Forget WD40, spray it with some of Rennies sweat. Don't confuse this with Gordo's sweat though, put that shit on there and you'll never break it.
Sort of. OP had enough and got hammered.have we tried a hammer?
Fixed it for youhave we tried a hummer?
I don't think that's appropriate on an internet forum which may have kids around. . . . . . Besides, if you are going down that road I'd suggest a Boston steamer. Speaking of which I hear a porno spin off is ('scues the pun) coming, "Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, pedals are stuck."Fixed it for you
Hey hey hey! Stop that! Isn't that type of joke cause for an account suspension? Mods???I heard Chuck Norris once loosened a stuck pedal just by sending it a sternly worded email?
That'd take a bit of explaining at the hospital. In that case, I'd go for the WD-40 and the boiling water and save myself the embarrassment.Speaking of which I hear a porno spin off is ('scues the pun) coming, "Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, pedals are stuck."
BOTH OF YOU! Stop these crazy jokes immediately!!!Chuck Norris gets pedals off by keeping the bike stationary and rotating the earth around it.
Fixed it for you.BOTH OF YOU! Stop these crazy jokes immediately!!!
Prob equally offensive.Fixed it for you.
yes.Prob equally offensive.
Has anyone asked the OP whether the cranks ACTUALLY need to be seperated from the pedal?