Spanky_Ham
Porcinus Slappius
Need a laugh....
Spankys Sunday
Spanky had been watching a ride develop on the Turgid Riders thread, and I'd given him permission to go along...So Spanky jumped out of bed before dawn got his kit on and went out in the dark got his yeti from the garage and put it with his bag/helmet/gloves in the middle of the back yard. A time check showed spanky was ahead of time, so instead of just locking the garage back up, he went back into the garage to grab the chain lube... its only two steps into the garage when...!
There's something in spankys pig ugly face hissing, pecking, and flapping! Spankys flailing his arms around in the dark,
freaking-right-the-hell-out.
Spanky - not yet fully caffinated - and at this point sh*tting himself, stumbled backwards, back out of the garage onto his arse and back on the path. His heart is just THUMPING...
MOTHERFUC...., WOT THE ...
spanky has NO IDEA what has just occurred. or why?
A quick check of spankys pecked snout, no blood - no damage... What the frug?
As the sun came up a quick peak back into the garage showed this...
14 duckings and the parent ducks set themselves up in the garage and the male duck was a complete freakn psycho...
spanky didn't really know WTF to do... Wires (animal rescue) opens its lines at 9am. Openning the roller doors just set the male duck off on an attack frenzy (really, anything set this little firecracker off!), and the other ducks ran into the beer cupboard. They would NOT come out of the garage or let anyone in. Didn't want to lock them in the garage as it was expected to get to ~30 odd and that shed just heats right up... and didn't want to leave it open either...eeeeeeeeeeeeeek
By this time, spankys PISSED having not made the train for the ride, and I'm worried about crap on the heckler...
the situation was peacefully resolved later that morning, and spanky got to roll around the local boondogs... but that's spankys excuse for not making the sunday ride... hope you atleast saw the funny side of it.
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Spankys Sunday
Spanky had been watching a ride develop on the Turgid Riders thread, and I'd given him permission to go along...So Spanky jumped out of bed before dawn got his kit on and went out in the dark got his yeti from the garage and put it with his bag/helmet/gloves in the middle of the back yard. A time check showed spanky was ahead of time, so instead of just locking the garage back up, he went back into the garage to grab the chain lube... its only two steps into the garage when...!
BAM!
There's something in spankys pig ugly face hissing, pecking, and flapping! Spankys flailing his arms around in the dark,
freaking-right-the-hell-out.
Spanky - not yet fully caffinated - and at this point sh*tting himself, stumbled backwards, back out of the garage onto his arse and back on the path. His heart is just THUMPING...
MOTHERFUC...., WOT THE ...
spanky has NO IDEA what has just occurred. or why?
its still dark
and now quiet.
and now quiet.
A quick check of spankys pecked snout, no blood - no damage... What the frug?
As the sun came up a quick peak back into the garage showed this...
14 duckings and the parent ducks set themselves up in the garage and the male duck was a complete freakn psycho...
spanky didn't really know WTF to do... Wires (animal rescue) opens its lines at 9am. Openning the roller doors just set the male duck off on an attack frenzy (really, anything set this little firecracker off!), and the other ducks ran into the beer cupboard. They would NOT come out of the garage or let anyone in. Didn't want to lock them in the garage as it was expected to get to ~30 odd and that shed just heats right up... and didn't want to leave it open either...eeeeeeeeeeeeeek
By this time, spankys PISSED having not made the train for the ride, and I'm worried about crap on the heckler...
anyway
the situation was peacefully resolved later that morning, and spanky got to roll around the local boondogs... but that's spankys excuse for not making the sunday ride... hope you atleast saw the funny side of it.
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