Yep, the only way for the American military-industrial complex to shake off its inertia and reluctance for war on the flimiest of pretexts such as the Gulf of Tonkin incident, or with manufactured evidence that Colin Powell presented to the UN, was a complex false-flag operation against the pentagon itself, using its own cruise missiles, in order to invade Afganistan. People such as Noam Chomsky are uber trolls. His works such as "The Manufacturing of Consent", "Hitler: A Little Piece" and "Hegemony or Survival" are supremely ironic novels of the late twentieth and early twenty-first centuries. Primarily a linguist, Chomsky is responsible for inventing such phrases as "LOL", "U MAD", "n00b", and "Why so serious". His linguistic talent and interest in information technology lead him to collaborate with Andy Warhol in 1977 to invent the image macro on an Apple computer, leading Steve Jobs to develop the AppleII as a result.