Ah yep, there's always that dilemma. If anyone tells you to squeal like a pig, get out of Dodge!
Seriously, GET OFF THE F*CKING TRAILS, you idiots.......
- Thread starter johnny
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Hmmm, maybe I should have stopped?
http://flowmountainbike.com/tests/first-ride-pivots-new-mach-5-5/
Spike-X
Grumpy Old Sarah
D'oh !
Silly Billies.
Recently had ten thousand dollar, yeti mounted fuckwit, give me mouth ( I'm a club member bla fucking bla ), about me stopping in my ute, to politely ask him to leave the gate how he found it next time ( closed ).
Leaving our private property.
Some self entitled fuckwits out there that think because you ride a fancy bike you have some sort of privilege. Or because in some fucking club, and give a gold coin ( that goes to the club ).
How much rubbish do you reckon I pick up. How fast do cockheads go, despite a 15km sign. Do skiddies on the dirt road. That we own. A bike on a car gives you no special rights.
Fucking Townies.
Recently had ten thousand dollar, yeti mounted fuckwit, give me mouth ( I'm a club member bla fucking bla ), about me stopping in my ute, to politely ask him to leave the gate how he found it next time ( closed ).
Leaving our private property.
Some self entitled fuckwits out there that think because you ride a fancy bike you have some sort of privilege. Or because in some fucking club, and give a gold coin ( that goes to the club ).
How much rubbish do you reckon I pick up. How fast do cockheads go, despite a 15km sign. Do skiddies on the dirt road. That we own. A bike on a car gives you no special rights.
Fucking Townies.
ForkinGreat
Random Krishna
Lock the gate.
You must have immense self control. I would have knocked that fucker out and cut every second spoke with side cutters. What a jerk.
BT180
Max Pfaff
Stupid runner this morning (with her dog), bending over to tie her shoelaces in the middle of the trail, around a blind corner. Had her headphones in too, so didn't hear me approach or call out 'passing on your right'. Gave her the fright of her life when I nearly clipped her on the way through.
born-again-biker
Is looking for a 16" bar
I hear ya. I always call regular crowds / people / anyone I don't know as either a) dogroota. Or b) punter
In my experience most punters & dogrootas are like sheep - not real smart, but really keen to do whatever everyone else is doing. That way they don't have to use their farken brain.
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born-again-biker
Is looking for a 16" bar
Hey speaking of standing on / near the trails...did anyone see those funny fockers lined up in a "brown eye salute " in one of the EWS Derby highlights vids...?
Holy shit I laughed.
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Holy shit I laughed.
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BT180
Max Pfaff
I'll just leave this here - https://youtu.be/Z1-LNcpjQaM
Zaf
Gearbox Frother
Old mate on a salmon run!!!
Flow-Rider
Wheel size expert
That's just pure Bollocks!
BT180
Max Pfaff
Yeah, he was hammering. Can't believe he got up without any apparent injury. The dude he hits, on the other hand, still seems to be reeling in the background.
safreek
Vealcake
I think the final words sum it up.
Mr Crudley
Eats Squid
He was lucky for walk away without any apparent busted stuff.
Nautonier
Eats Squid
Remarkable restraint to not walk over and kick the other dude (who wasn't looking that great anyway) in the balls.
I guess as humans we should ultimately practice empathy, but in a case like this where someone is clearly being a f*^ktard, this is infinitely harder to achieve. Kudos to the rider for being so calm in spite of such obviously 'retarded' behaviour from the other rider. The ultimate example of empathy would have been asking him if he was OK, but that would have been the hardest pill to swallow...
I guess as humans we should ultimately practice empathy, but in a case like this where someone is clearly being a f*^ktard, this is infinitely harder to achieve. Kudos to the rider for being so calm in spite of such obviously 'retarded' behaviour from the other rider. The ultimate example of empathy would have been asking him if he was OK, but that would have been the hardest pill to swallow...
Spike-X
Grumpy Old Sarah
And a cheery, "Howdy-ho!" to the fella sitting on his bike in the middle of the trailhead as I was coming down to Kurrajong carpark today. I gave him a shout from some distance away to give him time to move, but did he move? Did he, bollocks! Just sat right there grinning like an idiot and playing with his phone while I went around him.
sane
Likes Bikes and Dirt
I came across someone walking a dog down Kurrajong way today. Definitely a MTB trail. Fortunately not going as fast as Wyn