So, a man walks into a bike shop.........

[pink poodle]

....failing the photo of 'wheels off the ground', I'd accept a pic of gravel rash, blood, knee carnage or a medical x-ray as proof of new bike ownership.

Dude says he rides on the road a bit...If Tasmania is anything like here I accept a pic from underneath a late model 4WD splayed over a pedestrian crossing as well.

 

[wayneh]

so brought a wheel....
Rest to follow when the bank of me replenishes

 

[wayneh]

Yeah?!
I was just getting ready to heap shit on another bike store in Launceston that gave me the cold shoulder more than once....


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Go ahead
I'm all ears

 

[wayneh]

Dude says he rides on the road a bit...If Tasmania is anything like here I accept a pic from underneath a late model 4WD splayed over a pedestrian crossing as well.

Footpath, I should of said footpath, silly me

 

[pink poodle]

Footpath...so we.will accept a photo of you running down an old lady and shooting through a red light.


I too prefer footpath to road.

Why the wheel? Are you attempting a risky DIY?

 

[born-again-biker]

Go ahead
I'm all ears

Nah....I think you found it already!
(up the hill a bit from the city, next-door to a servo...?)

 

[wayneh]

Nah....I think you found it already!
(up the hill a bit from the city, next-door to a servo...?)

ah I know who you mean, when I went in I got service and advise the one I had problems with (ignored by) was north of the cbd

 

[wayneh]

Footpath...so we.will accept a photo of you running down an old lady and shooting through a red light.


I too prefer footpath to road.

Why the wheel? Are you attempting a risky DIY?

Well since bank of poodle failed to grant me a 0% loan all I can afford is one wheel, uploaded twice for effect

 

[wayneh]

Oh forgot to mention the shop who sold me the wheel gave me this as well
no idea what I do with it, any ideas

 

[Ultra Lord]

Do a backflip.

 

[Flow-Rider]

Yeeeew! Shred that thing boy.....

 

[wayneh]

Do a backflip.

Sounds dangerous
anyone got plans for a unicycle

 

[ForkinGreat]

Do a Huck to Flat! Dooo EEEIT!!!

 

[wayneh]

Do a Huck to Flat! Dooo EEEIT!!!

English.......

 

[ForkinGreat]

Do a Huck to Flat! Dooo EEEIT!!!

I beseech thee good fellow, Take thy Velocepide to a lofty height, Steel thy nerve, Pray to your God, and verily launch thyself from a vantage point of a rocky ledge or some hard packed soil, Fly though the air like the devil-may-care chap that I assume you are, and execute a landing of flair upon a level landing zone. HUZZZAH!!!!
Thou can henceforth boast to all and sundry "Achievement Unlocked, Bitches!!"

 

[wayneh]

oh sounds terribly dangerous

 

[pink poodle]

View attachment 341957 Oh forgot to mention the shop who sold me the wheel gave me this as well
no idea what I do with it, any ideas

You're going to need some panniers, a deep/cryogenic freezer, and 9 litres of schmoooooo..

 

[pink poodle]

I beseech thee good fellow, Take thy Velocepide to a lofty height, Steel thy nerve, Pray to your God, and verily launch thyself from a vantage point of a rocky ledge or some hard packed soil, Fly though the air like the devil-may-care chap that I assume you are, and execute a landing of flair upon a level landing zone. HUZZZAH!!!!
Thou can henceforth boast to all and sundry "Achievement Unlocked, Bitches!!"

Just be careful with this. While it all sounds like fun and joviality, you may unexpectedly redder any woman within 30ft that sees this pregnant.

 

[born-again-biker]

View attachment 341957 Oh forgot to mention the shop who sold me the wheel gave me this as well
no idea what I do with it, any ideas

Yeee Haaa!
You're officially hooked mate

 

[Nambra]

View attachment 341957 Oh forgot to mention the shop who sold me the wheel gave me this as well
no idea what I do with it, any ideas

Well done sir - I take it the fluffy toys also approve of the new addition to the family?