Asininedrivel
caviar connoisseur
Someone (may have been James May, may have been a carrot) suggested something similar about cars in general. "Imagine if someone came up with a consumable that ran on a explosively flammable substance, could travel well in excess of 100km/h and was able to be piloted by anyone with a rudimentary (read: crappy pathetically easy to obtain Australian) licence."The fact that it's legal to ride a motorbike is weird.
Imagine if they never existed until now & someone wanted to legalise them. There'd be no way in hell it would ever happen.
Would never, ever be made legal now.