The Ashes 2015.....blah
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Art Vanderlay
Hourly daily
3rd test starts in a couple of days. Without bad weather, 3-0 up?
ozzybmx
taking a shit with my boobs out
Knighthoods all around !
2 TV's going in work, TDF on one turned down, 4 swearing men watching rounders on the other.
TV controller slammed down, TDF now the only TV on and turned up
Asininedrivel
caviar connoisseur
What's the latest Ashes news?
*loads Australian news website*
*scrolls*
*keeps scrolling*
hmmm.... guess we didn't win then.
*scrolls*
*keeps scrolling*
hmmm.... guess we didn't win then.
rockmoose
his flabber is totally gastered
ABC had the news immediately, and an analysis shortly thereafter.
Five quick hits — Ben Stokes finally falls short, but England uncovers a few new heroes
Ben Stokes failed to repeat his Headingley heroics, but Harry Brook and a couple of returning guns filled his shoes as England prevent Australia from winning the Ashes with two games left. Here are five things you missed overnight.
www.abc.net.au
How Australia missed the moment that could have wrapped up the Ashes early
The Ashes were within reach for Australia for a fleeting moment on day four at Headingley, but it missed its most critical moment and allowed England to keep this outrageous series alive.
www.abc.net.au
ozzybmx
taking a shit with my boobs out
The know-all analysts all chiming in on where the Aussies went wrong FFS.
It's a game, shit happens.
According to the cricket gurus I work with, the game was over, they needed around 80 runs and only 4 pomme gumbys left to bat, who were heading for ducks.
I went out and came back with 20 runs left to go, I semi watched the last 10 mins just to amuse myself at the spectacle of Aussie blokes doing sport
It's a game, shit happens.
According to the cricket gurus I work with, the game was over, they needed around 80 runs and only 4 pomme gumbys left to bat, who were heading for ducks.
I went out and came back with 20 runs left to go, I semi watched the last 10 mins just to amuse myself at the spectacle of Aussie blokes doing sport
Aussies lost it when they kept up that stupid short pitch bowling tactic, bleeding runs in 4s and 6s in the process, for the second half of the pommie 1st innings.
Plus England didn’t drop half of their catches like they did in the first two matches. Maybe that was the main reason Aus won those two.
Plus England didn’t drop half of their catches like they did in the first two matches. Maybe that was the main reason Aus won those two.
fjohn860
Alice in diaperland
Yep day 2 ffs, bowling pies left right and centre. They had plenty of time to bowl pidge style and frustrate the poms but instead short (and predominantly legside).
Even a gronk could see that Stokes was struggling with a cramp/muscle issue. Make him stretch to hit balls wide of off. Which incidentally was a ball that he ended up going out to anyway.
Art Vanderlay
Hourly daily
Smashed. Can you bowl and bat @pink poodle ?
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
I've often been accused of batting too frequently and have always been pretty smashed after a bowl session.
ozzybmx
taking a shit with my boobs out
We interrupt this cricket broadcast to go and look at Lionel Messi score in the 93 minute of his debut game with Inter Miami.
What a goal ! He knocked back a contract of £300,000,000 a year in UAE to go to Miami, still on £100 mil but what a start.
Lionel Messi scores INSANE free-kick in 93rd minute to win on Inter Miami debut
You couldn't write a better script for the GOATs' debut for Inter Miami.