The stupid questions thread.

[Calvin27]

Eucalyptus oil for the win and a lovely aroma.

I really can't tell if you are serious or not anymore lol.

 

[pinnin]

I really can't tell if you are serious or not anymore lol.

I can second eucalyptus oil, works a treat for all the sticky crap left by stickers / tape

 

[Zaf]

I can second eucalyptus oil, works a treat for all the sticky crap left by stickers / tape

Great for getting labels off jars as well, so you can then use them as hipster drinking cups or to store your tofu in, etc.

 

[Calvin27]

Cheers folks, makes for some good elbow greasing tonight!

 

[pink poodle]

Cheers folks, makes for some good elbow greasing tonight!

Careful...don't get it on your willy. It burns! Or so I have heard.

 

[Calvin27]

Careful...don't get it on your willy. It burns! Or so I have heard.

Can't be worse than VEET.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-...iewpnt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B000KKNQBK#R2QP56S5P2DEGA

 

[pink poodle]

Can't be worse than VEET.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-...iewpnt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B000KKNQBK#R2QP56S5P2DEGA

And don't eat those sugar free gummy bears either!

 

[Zaf]

Careful...don't get it on your willy. It burns! Or so I have heard.

Burns so good though!!! AMIRITE?!

 

[pink poodle]

Burns so good though!!! AMIRITE?!

That's a matter of personal perspective. If you like the burn, run with it.

 

[Mr Crudley]

Burns so good though!!! AMIRITE?!

Get stuck in the dencorub or deep heat. Mr Happy will no longer be Mr Happy.

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[Zaf]

Get stuck in the dencorub or deep heat. Mr Happy will no longer be Mr Happy.

You kidding?! It'll make you a goddamned sexual Tyrannosaurus!!!

 

[Mr Crudley]

You kidding?! It'll make you a goddamned sexual Tyrannosaurus!!!

I think I'd crawl up into a corner and cry like 4 year old muttering 'Get this stuff off me'.

Fortunately I haven't had any more unfortunate landing gear accidentally coming too close to sports linement incidents since stopping playing soccer

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[pink poodle]

You kidding?! It'll make you a goddamned sexual Tyrannosaurus!!!

Arms won't reach penis?

 

[Zaf]

Arms won't reach penis?

Needing to reach your own penis for anything sexual?

 

[pink poodle]

Is there an instrument that has been used to commit more musical atrocities than the saxophone?

 

[pink poodle]

Needing to reach your own penis for anything sexual?

Like my arms are able to do as much "work" as they do and be so skinny...ok the biceps are pretty accurate.

 

[Oddjob]

Is there an instrument that has been used to commit more musical atrocities than the saxophone?

Jazz flute.

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[steve jobs' pancreas]

Harmonica

 

[pink poodle]

Harmonica

I'll pay that only because of the film "Fled".

 

[steve jobs' pancreas]

How do you know there is a harmonica player at your door ?

He can't find the key and he doesn't know the right time to come in.