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FigBo0T

Puts verniers on his headtube
Have stated I will pay their juice, hand over beer or weed. I have no need for a hire car as mine is working.
Righto, I've crunched the numbers :oops:

Fuel $300
Coffee $30 (driver fatigue)
Bike $250
Cocaine $300 (I'd have to be on drugs to do it)

Call it a grand coz you're a mate. Plus weed .... keep the beer.
The Aldi carpark in Lismore looks dodgy as all fark, so I figured we'll do the drop there?

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safreek

Vealcake
Righto, I've crunched the numbers :oops:

Fuel $300
Coffee $30 (driver fatigue)
Bike $250
Cocaine $300 (I'd have to be on drugs to do it)

Call it a grand coz you're a mate. Plus weed .... keep the beer.
The Aldi carpark in Lismore looks dodgy as all fark, so I figured we'll do the drop there?

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Done deal, I can only get Meth though. Cokes for people who can't handle real drugs
I agree, alcohol can get fucked. That's how desperate I am for the bike to of offered that.
I can tell you for a fact that the only reason aldi still exist in Lizzy is for the dodgy deals that go down
 

safreek

Vealcake
Just another one of these cocksuckers.
Still cheap but wouldn't give him the smell of my arse for it now
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Hope no-one buys it off him.
I was only after the fork, the rest of the bike meant nothing to me, dime a dozen.
Without the fork I reckon the bike is virtually worthless
 
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safreek

Vealcake
Just offered him 50 for the clapped out piece of shit. He must of realised that he might get an extra crack rock if he boots the price up.
It is a meth haven out there
 

safreek

Vealcake
WTF is going on with the cables/hoses on that yeti ?
What’s the Norco worth now?
Front brake is coming off soon, rear going into the other side, will be tidy as.
Fuck, I recon with expenses included probably 1000 ;) including my time.
I actually went halves with a fellow rotovian
 
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