Tour De Farkin 2023 - Starts Sat 1st July
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rockmoose
his flabber is totally gastered
There were a LOT of riders that got fresh blood on the rest day.
As has been found previously, sometimes the blood transfusions are a bit 'off' resulting in calamitous results for the receiver in the following days...............
There have been instances of hospitalisation following tainted transfusions.
ForkinGreat
Knows his Brassica oleracea
Ubereats delivers all sorts of things these days. "got a package for a johnny Venga Boys...., and a Wowed Van-Art??"
Perhaps Pogacar is having an "off" year to appear more human (??) he definitely has more personality than Vingers.
Back in the Mega-EPO 90s, Miguel Indurain seemed to have all the humanity & personality of a toaster, IMO.
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rockmoose
his flabber is totally gastered
Pog was looking like having the greatest season on record. Having decided to target the Spring Classics to add a monument to his palmares before regaining his TdF throne, he would in all likelihood have achieved that goal, if not for breaking his wrist in Liege-Bastogne-Liege.
The people trying to hype up the enforced lay-off as 'the best thing that could happen for him' have rocks in their heads.
His whole season program would have been laid out to optimise him peaking for a second time during TdF.
His injury, and lay-off ensured he was suboptimal for the Grand Tour, whilst Jonas has managed to keep on his season plan in totality.
ForkinGreat
Knows his Brassica oleracea
Yeah, the Liege-Bastogne-Liege stack certainly fkd up his season.
He has already won LBL in 2021, two Giro di Lombardia (2021, 2022) as well as the Tour of Flanders last year. He just needs Milan San Remo and bulk the F up and win Paris-Roubaix to complete the Monument set. His UAE contract may(???) stipulate not riding Paris-Roubaix due to the regular number of crashes that happen every year.
rockmoose
his flabber is totally gastered
Bulk up to win Paris Roubaix? Vincenzo Nibali would like a word.
ForkinGreat
Knows his Brassica oleracea
ForkinGreat
Knows his Brassica oleracea
***** Wout Van-Art has left the tour to be with wifey for birth of latest kid ********
got until just before 8pm to do a transfer. I Couldn't select Vingers, got too many leaders already
got until just before 8pm to do a transfer. I Couldn't select Vingers, got too many leaders already
rockmoose
his flabber is totally gastered
Oops, my mistake sorry. I knew there was a lightweight recently. Turns out it was Phillipe Gilbert tipping the scales at 68kg.
Must say I was surprised to see Bernard Hinault was 62kg when he won.
ozzybmx
taking a shit with my boobs out
FAAAKKK !!! Thats thrown my strategy into disarray, I forgot about Wout-out***** Wout Van-Art has left the tour to be with wifey for birth of latest kid ********
got until just before 8pm to do a transfer. I Couldn't select Vingers, got too many leaders already
ozzybmx
taking a shit with my boobs out
If it wasn't for Alaphilippe holding back the front, they would have got them.
Art Vanderlay
Hourly daily
Shimano neutral service: what’s the point?
rockmoose
his flabber is totally gastered
Sram neutral service is broken down, back in the start pens.
ForkinGreat
Knows his Brassica oleracea
Loved the interview with Matej Mohoric.
rockmoose
his flabber is totally gastered
Best post race interview EVER.
Big call I know, but there, I've said it on the internet, so it must be true.
ForkinGreat
Knows his Brassica oleracea
100%
So much better than all the monotone bullshit PR speak, that I've heard far too often.