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The newly discovered 5th way to measure with venier calipers.
I worked for a manager that told everyone he was an aircraft fitter in the UK, we needed to get some rotors machined. I didn't measure them as it was nearly a new car and I'd machined so many of them at my previous job I could tell by eye when they were close to being at maximum wear. I blonk them onto the table to be carted away for machining, 10mins he comes back in cussing and carrying on like a porkchop that they're undersize. I measure them in front of him and he goes, "see they're undersize" I look at him like a fuckwit in despair after he abused me and tell him "you better ring the owner of this shop up because I'll be resigning in two weeks time".

He was a true clown, he used this part of the callipers to take his measurement.

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I worked for a manager that told everyone he was an aircraft fitter in the UK, we needed to get some rotors machined. I didn't measure them as it was nearly a new car and I'd machined so many of them at my previous job I could tell by eye when they were close to being at maximum wear. I blonk them onto the table to be carted away for machining, 10mins he comes back in cussing and carrying on like a porkchop that they're undersize. I measure them in front of him and he goes, "see they're undersize" I look at him like a fuckwit in despair after he abused me and tell him "you better ring the owner of this shop up because I'll be resigning in two weeks time".

He was a true clown, he used this part of the callipers to take his measurement.

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I guess that’s why they had to invent digital ones but then again if they aren’t that bright they probably rezero it in the wrong position anyway.
 
He misspelled Fox.
Every day, I think I’ve reached the limit of how much I can despise Musk, and the people who worship him, and then every day, I manage to dig a little deeper.
He's as shallow as they come, his involvement with Amber Terd was the final straw for me.
 
Allow me to assist:

Fuck sake. I was already disgusted enough with Musks campaign to increase the world population, so that there’s more people to buy his janky shit, despite the fact that a large percentage of our population is already living in hunger, poverty and squalor (which he could largely resolve in the stroke of a pen. The next person to try and convince me he is a philanthropist and a humanitarian can expect an onslaught of bruised arse pics.
 
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