I shall face God and walk backwards into hell, before I...

[Ponchoatdirtworks]

If you did find that there’s a god, you’d want to tell him off for being a worthless piece of shit.

If he can intervene in the world & doesn’t then he’s a sadistic prick. If he can’t intervene, then how is he worthy of worship?


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[moorey]

Na, both pure figments... such a waste of, er, everything

Then your response is paradoxical, given the starting statement.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m as comfortable in my rejection of a diety as any man out there...but if I found myself facing an indisputable god, backing into an indisputable hell...I might be inclined to think I’d fucked up.

Back on topic, I’ll never buy a dedicated pure XC bike.

 

[moorey]

If you did find that there’s a god, you’d want to tell him off for being a worthless piece of shit.

If he can intervene in the world & doesn’t then he’s a sadistic prick. If he can’t intervene, then how is he worthy of worship?


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Easy to say now, but if you wrong, looking at loved ones with Jebus, and musak piped into heaven, with your back getting hotter with every step back...


Also, I’ll never take a job for money over satisfaction.

 

[Cardy George]

Then your response is paradoxical, given the starting statement.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m as comfortable in my rejection of a diety as any man out there...but if I found myself facing an indisputable god, backing into an indisputable hell...I might be inclined to think I’d fucked up.

Back on topic, I’ll never buy a dedicated pure XC bike.

I have to agree with you there.

Well, the first part anyway

 

[Ponchoatdirtworks]

Easy to say now, but if you wrong, looking at loved ones with Jebus, and musak piped into heaven, with your back getting hotter with every step back...


Also, I’ll never take a job for money over satisfaction.

It’s an easily falsified proposition.
I’m condemned to the lake of fire but all my Christian friends & family will be enjoying paradise in complete bliss but, presumably, knowing I’m roasting?
How can my mother be happy knowing I’m enduring a punishment harsher than any imposed by any tyrant on earth?


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[Ultra Lord]

Na, both pure figments... such a waste of, er, everything

There good for some pretty sweet tax cuts

 

[moorey]

It’s an easily falsified proposition.
I’m condemned to the lake of fire but all my Christian friends & family will be enjoying paradise in complete bliss but, presumably, knowing I’m roasting?
How can my mother be happy knowing I’m enduring a punishment harsher than any imposed by any tyrant on earth?


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She’ll get over it once they crank up Kenny G and pull out the bingo.
Also, Jebus is a wizard, and will modify their memories.
This isn’t about your mother, it’s about you, and your unwavering assertion that you’ll knowingly and willingly take eternal agony over bliss. I like to think I’m a man of principal, and would do the same as you say you would. I’m pragmatic enough to admit that it’s probably a lie, if I was faced with the situation.

I’ll never intentionally watch a second of the TDF.

 

[Lazmo]

Then your response is paradoxical, given the starting statement.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m as comfortable in my rejection of a diety as any man out there...but if I found myself facing an indisputable god, backing into an indisputable hell...I might be inclined to think I’d fucked up.

Back on topic, I’ll never buy a dedicated pure XC bike.

I'd like to understand the paradox. Do go on, I'm sure you will.

Because, a thread title is just a thread title and I don't for one nanosecond believe I'll face an indisputable god, or hell, as both are pure bullshit.

But like you, I will also never ever ever buy another dedicated pure xc bike.

 

[Ponchoatdirtworks]

She’ll get over it once they crank up Kenny G and pull out the bingo.
Also, Jebus is a wizard, and will modify their memories.
This isn’t about your mother, it’s about you, and your unwavering assertion that you’ll knowingly and willingly take eternal agony over bliss. I like to think I’m a man of principal, and would do the same as you say you would. I’m pragmatic enough to admit that it’s probably a lie, if I was faced with the situation.

I’ll never intentionally watch a second of the TDF.

Then it’s a North Korean style of hell. Your minds are erased & you become worthless drones worshipping the dear leader after your re-education.

This is a tyrannical prison camp not paradise.


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[moorey]

Do go on, I'm sure you will.

Will not.


I’ll never intentionally pass up the chance to be a dick over there/their/they’re and your/you’re.

 

[Lazmo]

Will not.


I’ll never intentionally pass up the chance to be a dick over there/their/they’re and your/you’re.

Well restrained, good job.

But you missed out on being a dick for...

There good for some pretty sweet tax cuts

 

[Ultra Lord]

Well restrained, good job.

But you missed out on being a dick for...

Have you read my postes? Throw improper gramma around enough and it stops being fun to pick on

 

[moorey]

Have you read my postes? Throw improper gramma around enough and it stops being fun to pick on

Disagree.

Well restrained, good job.

But you missed out on being a dick for...

I’m going to burn in hell.

 

[Lazmo]

Disagree.

I’m going to burn in hell.

Not according to you, you’re not.

 

[Ultra Lord]

Disagree.

You’ve dropped ur game pretty hard then.

 

[cokeonspecialtwodollars]

If you follow the instruction manual then you've already missed your opportunity for redemption by this time, no further avenue for your objection to be heard.

 

[moorey]

You’ve dropped ur game pretty hard then.

I disagree that it’s stopped being fun, I simply Slipped.

I’ll never wear long pants if not going to a funeral, wedding or chainsawing.

 

[Lazmo]

I chainsawed in shorts on the weekend and yeah, it felt dodgy.

 

[Lazmo]

Back on track...

I’ll never ride a lefty.

 

[moorey]

I chainsawed in shorts on the weekend and yeah, it felt dodgy.

It’s the sawdusty socks. Nowt more. I don’t mind if I slash a leg, but prickly socks are the hill I’ll die on.