I shall face God and walk backwards into hell, before I...

[Lazmo]

Yep, they were sawdusty for sure.

 

[bear the bear]

She’ll get over it once they crank up Kenny G and pull out the bingo.
Also, Jebus is a wizard, and will modify their memories.
This isn’t about your mother, it’s about you, and your unwavering assertion that you’ll knowingly and willingly take eternal agony over bliss. I like to think I’m a man of principal, and would do the same as you say you would. I’m pragmatic enough to admit that it’s probably a lie, if I was faced with the situation.

I’ll never intentionally watch a second of the TDF.

*principle

 

[ForkinGreat]

She’ll get over it once they crank up Kenny G and pull out the bingo.
Also, Jebus is a wizard, and will modify their memories.
This isn’t about your mother, it’s about you, and your unwavering assertion that you’ll knowingly and willingly take eternal agony over bliss. I like to think I’m a man of principal, and would do the same as you say you would. I’m pragmatic enough to admit that it’s probably a lie, if I was faced with the situation.

I’ll never intentionally watch a second of the TDF.

Not even the clip where some random dude hucks a massive road gap over the peleton?

 

[moorey]

*principle

Grrr. Why me! Oh, wait.

Not even the clip where some random dude hucks a massive road gap over the peleton?

Doesn’t count if I don’t look at the roadie scum under him.

 

[steve jobs' pancreas]

Don’t get me wrong, I’m as comfortable in my rejection of a diety as any man out there...but if I found myself facing an indisputable god, backing into an indisputable hell...I might be inclined to think I’d fucked up.

I got a penguin on the inside, she'll vouch for me, she has to, she's my Aunty

 

[LPG]

Grrr. Why me! Oh, wait.

Doesn’t count if I don’t look at the roadie scum under him.

What about if it is watching a couple roadies having a fistfight at the finish line only for them to us their wheels as weapons as they realised they skinny arms have no hope of doing any damage.

Happened a few years ago and was really worth a laugh

 

[The Duckmeister]

Believe in religion....

It exists, I promise you. But the sooner you accept it exists, the sooner you can denounce it.

Yes, religion is definitely A Thing. Better phrasing for the intended context would be "believe a (or any) religion".

 

[moorey]

What about if it is watching a couple roadies having a fistfight at the finish line only for them to us their wheels as weapons as they realised they skinny arms have no hope of doing any damage.

Happened a few years ago and was really worth a laugh

Not worth it still.

 

[downunderdallas]

It’s the sawdusty socks. Nowt more. I don’t mind if I slash a leg, but prickly socks are the hill I’ll die on.

Pair of safety thongs will do the trick!

 

[ForkinGreat]

Grrr. Why me! Oh, wait.

Doesn’t count if I don’t look at the roadie scum under him.

Best to ignore the spectators & supporters of the roadie scum who have, in part, enriched the Buninyong local economy several days of the year, for the past 10 years or so...

 

[moorey]

Best to ignore the spectators & supporters of the roadie scum who have, in part, enriched the Buninyong local economy several days of the year, for the past 10 years or so...

You misspelled ‘Inconvenienced my movements’

 

[Hipstar]

You misspelled ‘Inconvenienced my movements’

You have to go into Buninyong for your movements?

Wow, you are isolated out there.

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[moorey]

You have to go into Buninyong for your movements?

Wow, you are isolated out there.

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Never shit in your own nest.

 

[ForkinGreat]

You misspelled ‘Inconvenienced my movements’

My heart is warmed by your pseudo-suffering.

 

[Hipstar]

Never shit in your own nest.

That is your nest, you claimed it.

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[johnny]

before I swallao another mouthful fo spew.

 

[johnny]

Hahahaha, I will walk backards into hell before I spew hahahahah

 

[johnny]

stupid spew, thinks its so smart

 

[Ultra Lord]

Aaaaahahahaha!!!!!


The tactical vom strikes again

 

[pink poodle]

...accept "champagne" as the go to for all sparkling wine. You fucking bogans need to learn!

...accept "expresso" as a style.of coffee, even if it is in a (faux) Martini!

...accept that crown lager is a good beer and encourage the boss to stock it.