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Okay so it's pretty off topic, but I thought we could share some blondeness between farkiners.
I'm sure there's bound to be someone who has heard every joke (blonde or otherwise), but there are some jokes that just need to be shared.
So I'll start...
BLONDENESS PART I
Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?"
The shepherd, always the gentleman replied, "Of course."
The blonde thought for a moment and for no discernible reason said, "352."
This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock."
The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others.
When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair colour, can I have my dog back?
BLONDENESS PART II
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.
A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
She said "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed.
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL: Not All blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
[EDIT: who knows, there may even be some blonde mtb jokes?? :roll: ]
I'm sure there's bound to be someone who has heard every joke (blonde or otherwise), but there are some jokes that just need to be shared.
So I'll start...
BLONDENESS PART I
Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?"
The shepherd, always the gentleman replied, "Of course."
The blonde thought for a moment and for no discernible reason said, "352."
This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock."
The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others.
When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair colour, can I have my dog back?
BLONDENESS PART II
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.
A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
She said "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed.
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL: Not All blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
[EDIT: who knows, there may even be some blonde mtb jokes?? :roll: ]
