Blondeness
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It was the final answer for the big game show and the contestant was one question away from the big 1 million dollar prize.
"To be today's champion," the show's smiling host intoned, "name two of Santa's reindeer."
The contestant, a young attractive blonde in her early thirties, gave a sigh of relief, gratified that she had drawn such an easy question.....no life line was needed.
"Rudolph!" she said confidently, "and... Olive!"
The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign above their heads said to do), but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain Olive?"
"You know," the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing,
"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it,
you would even say it glowed.
Olive, the other reindeer..."
And on the Christmas theme...
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till afterthey give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
"To be today's champion," the show's smiling host intoned, "name two of Santa's reindeer."
The contestant, a young attractive blonde in her early thirties, gave a sigh of relief, gratified that she had drawn such an easy question.....no life line was needed.
"Rudolph!" she said confidently, "and... Olive!"
The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign above their heads said to do), but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain Olive?"
"You know," the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing,
"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it,
you would even say it glowed.
Olive, the other reindeer..."
And on the Christmas theme...
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till afterthey give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
