Confessions from the fuckwits

[Tubeless]

A worthy effort but big call. Surely there is no pinnacle for fuckwittery.

It is human nature to outdo each other with unlimited capacity to do it. Just when you think it can't be topped then someone comes along and says 'Ha, let me tell you about.....'

I thought it was just another poop in the pants story which I have covered. But, this went above n beyond.

Fine effort!

 

[Spike-X]

Have you had it checked out yet? Because shit + open wound is a very bad combination.

 

[stirk]

That's funny minlak, you're damn lucky the missus missed your old fella!

 

[link1896]

Have you had it checked out yet? Because shit + open wound is a very bad combination.

After the four days spent in the bush with the wounded finger, if he had contaminated the wound, he'd be in serious trouble already.

 

[pink poodle]

Maybe that's why it took so long for him to type this story?

 

[Minlak]

Thank you all for your comments and concern.... No infection we carry a pretty complete first aid kit and had sterile solutions and antiseptic etc.

There is nerve damage cant feel the area around the wound or top of the finger but has healed nicely. no pint going to the doc 4 days later as stated above it will be what it will be.
I hope some one does top this story I could use the laugh

 

[Tubbsy]

I hope some one does top this story I could use the laugh

Not my story, but this is a beautifully written account of shitting oneself:

https://jalopnik.com/i-shat-myself-in-a-lexus-press-car-1658777421

 

[Knuckles]

"The Tale Of The Cut Finger"
or
"A Payload of Poo"

A lot less fire than you're usually involved with, and no dragons to speak of, but still gives Poe, a run for his money in the suspense and creeping dread stakes.

This will be the kids' bedtime story tonight, ta.

 

[Isildur]

Sit back grab a beer and read on.....

Holy shit.. (pardon the pun!) My workmates just wondered WTF I was laughing at, had to show them!

I thought my Grease FireBall was bad, but you definitely win!!

 

[Dales Cannon]

So you see an item on evilbay that takes your fancy. But. And this is a big but. It looks like it wont get sent here because we dont allow toys that mimic real life things. So I message the seller. Yeah no troubles, sent lots to Aussie, no problems. So I buy. And wait. And wait. Talk with Minlak since the item is kin to his other pastime. His view was yeah you are not getting that.

Received a letter from Australian Border Force. Seizure Notice. Subsection 203B(2), being good suspected on reasonable grounds to be spe ial forfeited goods.

Looks like I am not getting my miniature crossbow.

 

[pink poodle]

Oh wow. Are you getting a fine as well?

 

[Ultra Lord]

Damn, the buildup was real.

 

[Zaf]

Damn, the buildup was real.

My body is ready!

 

[Dales Cannon]

I am now thinking the full scale trebuchet wont get here either.

 

[slowmick]

Mate built a model trebuchet for his daughter - she took it to show and tell. Not much was achieved that day. Everyone loves the lazy excellence of a trebuchet.

 

[Zaf]

Mate built a model trebuchet for his daughter - she took it to show and tell. Not much was achieved that day. Everyone loves the lazy excellence of a trebuchet.

Need to have a long hard look at my life.

 

[pink poodle]

^ kickstarter?

 

[Spike-X]

My previous girlfriend's stepfather built trebuchets.

It's a shame that didn't work out.

 

[Oddjob]

My previous girlfriend's stepfather built trebuchets.

It's a shame that didn't work out.

Are you a shithead, or was she a massive bitch? Be honest, this is the confessions thread.

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[stirk]

My previous girlfriend's stepfather built trebuchets.

It's a shame that didn't work out.

Were the trebuchet for movie sets or to scare the shit out of an annoying neighbour?