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i rarely agree with anything you say.... But there is always a firstIm a parasite AND a fuckwit
i rarely agree with anything you say.... But there is always a firstIm a parasite AND a fuckwit
Love you too, mate:third:i rarely agree with anything you say.... But there is always a first
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If only they were real people who we could actually offend with our insults...ound:You fuckwit!!
It reminds me of when I lost my house keyes because I told the wife "I'll leave em in the fuse box for you". So on my way out the door I opened the fuse box and lobbed them in only to see them slide along the bottom of the fude box and then disappear in a gap in the bricks down into the abyss of house internal structure. I solved it by breaking into my house and getting my garmin magnet off my back wheel and putting it on a bit of fishing line and dropping it down into the darkness and 'CLINK'! I heard the magnet grab on and just wound them in.when selling my old bike, i took it apart and re lubed/cleaned etc etc.
but, i did it on the decking. Step one to fuckwittery.
after getting most of the way through the process i dropped a washer that sits in with the bearing, and watched it roll. It was one of those moments you just watch it roll on, until it hits a gap in the decking and falls through. was impossible to find, especially when the decking is only an inch or 2 off the ground there.
I guess thats what i get for taking my bike apart on the decking.
This is why I have at least 10 of the fuckers in the toolbox. To many afternoons spent trawling the back yard with a sub speaker on a rope looking for quick links and....... Ahem, bleed screws. Maybe I should just clean the shed out and do my servicing in there.So went for a quick blast this morning and realised my poor baby was FILTHY. gave her a nice warm bath, even soaked the chain and scrubbed it. . Big mistake.
Left the quick link in the tub with the chain and after long enough chucked the water into my big, overgrown backyard. . Forgetting the quick link was in there.
Oh well was a nice afternoon for a walk
I've also learnt not to work on my bike on the decking the hard way, once you drop half a quicklink its pretty hard to find again.I guess thats what i get for taking my bike apart on the decking.
Until you stand barefoot on one of those little fuckers.Once you drop half a quicklink its pretty hard to find again.
worse than lego. i have heard of one of them actually cutting into a foot when someone stood barefoot on itUntil you stand barefoot on one of those little fuckers.
Laughed at this because Ive been there.I borrowed a mates troopy the other day while sorting out an issue with my Landy. (actually I borrow it when the Landy is fine too, but thats another story)
Was going to the You Yangs to ride with another mate, the troopy had 1/3 for a tank left in the subby, and I used all of that, and about 10 min drive on the main tank. Anyhoo, I tried to do the right thing. I only had $80 bucks available, but put it all in as fuel, which was only about 50lts, but more than I used, so I didn't feel like an utter chunt. Didn't mention it to him when I returned it, knowing he would tell me not to put any in.
Anyway, 2 days later he calls:
Him: Did you put fucking fuel in the troop?
Me: (thinking he was trying to thank me, and feeling all 'don't mention it old bean...least i could do') Yeah, but not much, sorr......(interuption)
Him: Why did you put fuel in?
Me: Well, i used it, and didn't want to....(interuption)
Him: Did you fill up the main tank also?
Me: Yeah, just topped off the..(Interuption)
Him: Where did you fill up? You left one filler cap loose and almost falling off.....the other HAS fallen off. I'm leaving to go camping in the morning. Drive into town and get me another one!
Me: Buts its ANZAC day afternoon, everywhere is clos... (interuption)
Him: I'm going to have to stuff a rag in the filler, fuckwit! good work! How did you manage that, fuckwit? Where did you fill up?
Me: Buninyo...(interuption)
Him: I assumed that and checked there. Its not there. Get me another one!
Anyway, I got him another one for when he returned from camping with his carny rag in the filler.... It was the right one, technically, but a more expensive non genuine one, which he cursed me for and went and bought his own genuine one for 1/3 of the price....
Im a parasite AND a fuckwit :behindsofa:
Wanker! Not Moorey its what pajero means.Oh man...if I had a dollar for every time I've ALMOST put petrol in my wife's little diesel car....I'd have enough to pay for said repairs. A pajero on the other hand... Fuckwit :third:
btw, do you know what pajero means in Spanish?