rockmoose
his flabber is totally gastered
Anodised to match the cable end caps?A lick of black paint and you could sell them - 200mm to 203mm conversion plates
Anodised to match the cable end caps?A lick of black paint and you could sell them - 200mm to 203mm conversion plates
Dont say this out loud in Thailand.That is a shim of beauty
Geez I thought it was bad when my granddaughter stuffed around on her iPad which is linked to Mrs iPad and all work emails go through as “Gamergirl” or some dumb shit. But that’s next level, also thanks for the coughing fit as I’m still crook and when I laugh hard I just end up choking.So I’m in the shit with the missus.
Last week she’s working away on the computer, tap tap tappity tap, and she starts freaking out. Like major shrieking and shit. She’s like “WTF did you do to my computer????!” I didn’t do anything I say. I didn’t. “Then why does this email I just sent say words I didn’t write??!?!?! I’m still not sure whats going on.
Finally after more shrieking I look at her email and I realise what I’ve done. Yes me.
A week or so ago on her PHONE I changed some words. Text substitution. Just to fuck around with her with just text messages between us.
So I put in for the word ‘behind’ - Does my bum look fat in this?. And our local IGA is called Happy Apple. She often texts on the way home and says ‘I’m stopping past Happy Apple’ do we need anything? I substituted ‘Orgasmic Apple’ and a few other childish things.
Well it turns out that text substitution automatically goes to every device of hers.
So her computer, in an email with the ‘The Dept of fucking health NSW for a 100k interstate contract inserted the words ‘Orgasmic apple’ and ‘does my bum look fat in this? ‘ and she didn’t proofread it and sent it. Only realised when they replied and she looked back over her words. She can touch type and watch tv or have a convo at the same time so often doesn’t re read her words.
So. If you don’t hear from me for a while I’m dead. Probably cut up into little pieces. It’s very cold out in the garage.
Reeb Steezl looks good in the Orgasmic Apple colour wayNow is exactly new bike time
So I’m in the shit with the missus.
Last week she’s working away on the computer, tap tap tappity tap, and she starts freaking out. Like major shrieking and shit. She’s like “WTF did you do to my computer????!” I didn’t do anything I say. I didn’t. “Then why does this email I just sent say words I didn’t write??!?!?! I’m still not sure whats going on.
Finally after more shrieking I look at her email and I realise what I’ve done. Yes me.
A week or so ago on her PHONE I changed some words. Text substitution. Just to fuck around with her with just text messages between us.
So I put in for the word ‘behind’ - Does my bum look fat in this?. And our local IGA is called Happy Apple. She often texts on the way home and says ‘I’m stopping past Happy Apple’ do we need anything? I substituted ‘Orgasmic Apple’ and a few other childish things.
Well it turns out that text substitution automatically goes to every device of hers.
So her computer, in an email with the ‘The Dept of fucking health NSW for a 100k interstate contract inserted the words ‘Orgasmic apple’ and ‘does my bum look fat in this? ‘ and she didn’t proofread it and sent it. Only realised when they replied and she looked back over her words. She can touch type and watch tv or have a convo at the same time so often doesn’t re read her words.
So. If you don’t hear from me for a while I’m dead. Probably cut up into little pieces. It’s very cold out in the garage.
This is the way.Now is exactly new bike time @Jpez! Act quick. Surely there’s an upper limit to how angry people can get?!?
Point it out that she should have proof read it before sending....she didn’t proofread it...
Jason, Jason, Jason...So I’m in the shit with the missus.
Last week she’s working away on the computer, tap tap tappity tap, and she starts freaking out. Like major shrieking and shit. She’s like “WTF did you do to my computer????!” I didn’t do anything I say. I didn’t. “Then why does this email I just sent say words I didn’t write??!?!?! I’m still not sure whats going on.
Finally after more shrieking I look at her email and I realise what I’ve done. Yes me.
A week or so ago on her PHONE I changed some words. Text substitution. Just to fuck around with her with just text messages between us.
So I put in for the word ‘behind’ - Does my bum look fat in this?. And our local IGA is called Happy Apple. She often texts on the way home and says ‘I’m stopping past Happy Apple’ do we need anything? I substituted ‘Orgasmic Apple’ and a few other childish things.
Well it turns out that text substitution automatically goes to every device of hers.
So her computer, in an email with the ‘The Dept of fucking health NSW for a 100k interstate contract inserted the words ‘Orgasmic apple’ and ‘does my bum look fat in this? ‘ and she didn’t proofread it and sent it. Only realised when they replied and she looked back over her words. She can touch type and watch tv or have a convo at the same time so often doesn’t re read her words.
So. If you don’t hear from me for a while I’m dead. Probably cut up into little pieces. It’s very cold out in the garage.
Fuck that, get TWO new bikes! and a truckload of tools.Now is exactly new bike time @Jpez! Act quick. Surely there’s an upper limit to how angry people can get?!?
The Jpez house after that goes down....Fuck that, get TWO new bikes! and a truckload of tools.
Also, tell her that you have been thinking of joining the political party whose values are opposite to the ones she usually votes for, or if that's already the case, that you will be joining the party she votes for at every election.
Include hints of childhood trauma and how experimenting with ambien** and shrooms as a sacrament has been super cathartic for working through those issues to become a 'more harmonious and integrated being'. **The ambien could be your get out of jail card, as people have been known to do weird and trippy stuff whilst under the effects of ambien, and have ZERO recollection of it later. (unlike this post... )
If wine o'clock is not already a thing in the Jpez household, make it so, motherfucker!
Also, get a better sleeping bag, 4-season, FFS. Even if you are still allowed to sleep in the bed like human, shit's going to be cold for some time. Y'all need warmth.