COVID-19: who’s going full doomsday prep on this?
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Just paid off all our debt last night AAAAANNNNNDDDDDD today just got made redundant...
Haakon
has an accommodating arse
Yep, let's all pray. That'll fix it right? FFS, why are sky fairy believers even tolerated these days, let alone put in charge...? No wonder we are so far up shit creek...
https://www.theguardian.com/austral...commits-nation-to-god-amid-coronavirus-crisis
https://www.theguardian.com/austral...commits-nation-to-god-amid-coronavirus-crisis
downunderdallas
Likes Bikes and Dirt
I saw Putin say yesterday that God helps those who help themselves, let's hope SlowMo subscribes to the same philosophy, not the Southern US minister who had his congregation lick the floor to demonstrate their faith!
Scotty T
Walks the walk
I imagine several of the Aussie workers were at the pub on the day it closed.
Haakon
has an accommodating arse
scotty's "church" has as its fundamental doctrine that wealth is a sign the god loves you. its a particularly loathsome creed that lets ugly greedy arsehats "justify" their greed by telling themselves theyre chosen. Its gross.
so yes, id say scotty and putin are singing from the same book here.
Oddjob
Merry fucking Xmas to you assholes
That really sux. No option for your employer to take the wage subsidy?
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They didn't offer it and I don't think they fit the requirements. Bummer but thats the way it is.
Nambra
Definitely should have gone to specsavers
What the?
Melbourne wharfies stood down after refusing to unload Chinese ship
Ship from China carrying toilet paper, other essentials is sitting fully laden on Melbourne's docks with wharfies refusing to unload due to coronavirus fears.www.smh.com.au
Why is China sending back our toilet paper, is it defective?
hifiandmtb
Sphincter beanie
No-one needs any more - we're full.
stirk
Burner
Your calcs are fine
bear the bear
Is a real bear
How the fuck is the local lotto shop an essential service and still open?
Ultra Lord
Hurts. Requires Money. And is nerdy.
Any business still trading is essential, how could this not be any clearer?
pink poodle
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Wearing gloves is 50/50 in a lot of cases. People don't change them frequently, they tear, people forget they're wearing them and touch themselves and lots of things they shouldn't, and so on. It is handy to have the barrier there but you still need to act with caution. The false sense of security can bring on errors.
In normal times I would be offering you a heart felt congratulations!!! But I feel sorry to hear it and good luck.
Did you play the bosses head like a bingo?
Gambling man!!! Can't stop the gambling. It keeps us safe from things. And have you seen the surge in odds they're giving corona? Fucking get on that one!
Aren't the doggies and horsies still racing too?
bear the bear
Is a real bear
#scottyfrommarketing is that you?
Well if playing the bingo is anything like the way I would play a bongo then I would still have to say no.
Milpool
Have knuckles, will drag
Yep. You can bet on the weather too.
pink poodle
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Bummer. I had such high hopes...
I come across it in food too often. Glove on prep food, take money, Pred food. Scratch face, prep food ... That said it is usually people who you now aren't any better with or without the gloves
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Story time: I went on my first outing in a while the other day to the bike shop. They made us wait outside until ushered in, we had to wash hands with soap and water, dry off with paper towel. I was very good at looking and being mindful not to touch anything. Then I saw an ebike and wondered what the clicky button felt like so I pressed it with my finger and then immediately touched my face. I am not going to last long at this rate.
indica
Serial flasher
Not where I work, we are probably the most germaphobic group I have seen. I put gloves on just to empty the bin.