COVID-19: who’s going full doomsday prep on this?

[steve jobs' pancreas]

Even Suntory royal whisky?

I'm willing to try some

 

[ForkinGreat]

Quilton releases new aloe vera “extra soothing” line in hope it will help public calm the fuck down

"It describes the people and the product"

chaser.com.au

 

[Lazmo]

Everyone loves a good telco TLA. I'll go with with Binary Control Protocol, Work From Home and Session Border Controllers.

Haha, good job, 2 out of 3.

BCP this time was... Business Continuity Plan

 

[born-again-biker]

It's 'just a cough' apparently

https://www.theage.com.au/world/eur...-if-coronavirus-hyped-up-20200305-p546zg.html

Jolly smashing! Tally-Ho old snort.
Don't spare the horses James!

 

[hifiandmtb]

Haha, good job, 2 out of 3.

BCP this time was... Business Continuity Plan

Not like I spelt out the acronym a few comments above either.

SNAFU.

 

[Mr Crudley]

Not like I spelt out the acronym a few comments above either.

SNAFU.

You mean I have to bother scrolling back too?......

 

[hifiandmtb]

Scrolling is for losers.

 

[PINT of Stella. mate!]

Has anyone heard any good nicknames for this thing yet? Anyone got any ideas for some? 'The Coronavirus' is a bit of a mouthful and COVID19 is bit pointless if you haven't seen the other 18.

There's a few people at work been calling it 'Kung Flu'. I've personally been calling it Captain Trips after the superflu in Stephen King's 'The Stand' however I feel that given it's higher fatality rate for men over the age of 60 and it's effect on air travel and pollution in general, 'Greta's Revenge' might be a good one.

All suggestions are welcome.

 

[PINT of Stella. mate!]

RE: Greta' Revenge - If Alan Jones or Andrew Bolt catch it, I'm going to be laughing my arse off to the grave

 

[Asininedrivel]

Greta's Revenge for sure. Imagine the phyrric victory if that orange pos in the white house succumbs. Would almost make all of this worth it

 

[BT180]

Bog roll virus?
Hoardervirus?
Bandwagon virus?
Mediavirus?

 

[Litenbror]

RE: Greta' Revenge - If Alan Jones or Andrew Bolt catch it, I'm going to be laughing my arse off to the grave

Thumberculosis?

 

[FigBo0T]

T.P. (for your bunghole)

 

[PINT of Stella. mate!]

Thumberculosis?

Gold

 

[hifiandmtb]

I like it too - it's clever world play & will encourage someone to ask for more information.

I'm using it.

 

[Mr Crudley]

Scrolling is for losers.

Scrolling is something Boomers would do.

 

[steve jobs' pancreas]

How can we run a book on which burner gets it first ?

 

[silentbutdeadly]

How can we run a book on which burner gets it first ?

That could be hard since most of us won't even know we have it...

 

[steve jobs' pancreas]

Here I am offering up a basis for further character assassination and you spoil it with your logic

 

[Haakon]