COVID-19: who’s going full doomsday prep on this?

[stirk]

Got tested today. Swab down the throat makes you gag, that's the sign the nurse waits for before removing the swab.

Swabs in the nostrils makes your eyes water, again another sign the swab is ready to leave your face cavities. The tester saw me pull faces I've never done before, I'm surprised she didn't crack up laughing but I suppose they get used to it

 

[Mr Crudley]

Looks like I am all systems go for release on Monday morning. Just got my second test results and I am clean.

Now, don't go slugging one into any security guards on your last day. I heard it was a thing in Melbs.

 

[The Duckmeister]

I have tried desperately hard to resist commenting, but I can't any longer. The punctuation in the title is fucking pissing me off. Unless under the effect of some exceptionally stiff consciousness-obliterating substance, one would tend to know where one is. So why the fuck are you asking if you're living somewhere, when it seems you already know the answer? That punctuation point isn't called a QUESTION mark for no reason.....!

 

[creaky]

I have tried desperately hard to resist commenting, but I can't any longer. The punctuation in the title is fucking pissing me off. Unless under the effect of some exceptionally stiff consciousness-obliterating substance, one would tend to know where one is. So why the fuck are you asking if you're living somewhere, when it seems you already know the answer? That punctuation point isn't called a QUESTION mark for no reason.....!

Way to put a damper on the situation?

Honestly don’t know what your issue with the thread title is, but maybe that’s just all the sweet substances I’ve been abusing.

Question: who’s asking where one is?

 

[moorey]

I’m lost. Isn’t a question being asked and a question mark being used?

 

[CHEWY]

I think he meant to post in Pink Poodles thread.. must be those obliterating substances or one would know what thread they were in

 

[moorey]

I think he meant to post in Pink Poodles thread.. must be those obliterating substances or one would know what thread they were in

I’m officially more confused. I’m old. It’s late. Get off my lawn.

 

[The Duckmeister]

Fuck. Yes I got misplaced in the wrong thread...

 

[Mr Crudley]

I declare Jihad on this thread title punctuation too.

The speilchequer needs to work harder.

 

[Halo1]

Fuck. Yes I got misplaced in the wrong thread...

This is a common covid symptom, no need for testing you have it for sure!

 

[Haakon]

@moorey new neighbour? cbd-melbourne-andrew-bolt-leaving-the-madhouse-of-melbourne-20200817-p55mjc.html

 

[Dales Cannon]

@moorey new neighbour? cbd-melbourne-andrew-bolt-leaving-the-madhouse-of-melbourne-20200817-p55mjc.html

I hope not. I bought the block next door last year.

 

[creaky]

I hope not. I bought the block next door last year.

Hoping to build a house from the Cherry Ballart?

 

[moorey]

Hoping to build a house from the Cherry Ballart?

Too late. Felix cut it all down.

 

[Scotty T]

@moorey new neighbour? cbd-melbourne-andrew-bolt-leaving-the-madhouse-of-melbourne-20200817-p55mjc.html

Haha, of course he has a white picket fence.

 

[Dales Cannon]

Hoping to build a house from the Cherry Ballart?

No, new technique. Fresh faeces. Can't occupy for a few years because it stinks so much for a radius of about 15km.

 

[stirk]

No, new technique. Fresh faeces. Can't occupy for a few years because it stinks so much for a radius of about 15km.

With a farting vegan as a neighbour would you notice the smell of your house?

 

[Dales Cannon]

No need to be nasty. I can do that well enough on my own.

 

[tubby74]

small extra steps here - school just confirmed all events mixing schools, mostly sports, are cancelled for the rest of term, all choirs and wind instruments and all overnight camps suspended. we were told this was coming, but other schools have just started interschool sport last week.

 

[moorey]

Where are you?