COVID-19: who’s going full doomsday prep on this?

[mas2]

Family of 4 here with 2 rolls left of toilet paper...

Okay crisis averted. Apparently we had 4 spare rolls in the cupboard wife forgot about because the last packet overfilled the toilet paper bucket.

Otherwise:
Worst case scenario we could use socks and wash them.
Next step would be to get guinea pigs and use them.

So not fretting, plenty of options left for us.

 

[Mr Crudley]

We always have hoses folks. Fear not the cold water.

 

[frenchman]

you fucking white people with your tp. Use a hose, you animals. You wouldn’t just wipe your hands with just paper would you? CLEAN YO ANUS

 

[SummitFever]

Jump in the shower even?

 

[hifiandmtb]

Damn it - Coles & Woolies have just suspended all home delivery services. We use Coles - have done so for years. Bloody love it.

 

[pink poodle]

You people are crazy!!! It's washing machine on delicate cycle or nothing

 

[Ultra Lord]

Sucks if you don't have the toilet in the same room as the shower. A cheeky run holding cheeks wide from the toilet into the shower would be pretty funny to see.

 

[Sethius]

how much of our Asian export market is going to slow up though? Exports would be higher value wines wouldn't they? and people will be cutting back expenses

Wine export to China has been declining for some heavily over the last 6 to 8 months. Been to a stack recently and plenty of hurt happening.. The bushfires also stuffed this, yeare vintage, it'll be a crap season..

 

[born-again-biker]

What happens when the schools close and all those teenagers are unsupervised and roaming the streets? Keep them in our prisons...I mean schools. Just make a better sick bay.

It's not the teenagers I'm worried about.
It's the 40-something single blokes high on stale coffee and mouldy blueberries, wandering around with sharp sticks.

 

[born-again-biker]

Sucks if you don't have the toilet in the same room as the shower. A cheeky run holding cheeks wide from the toilet into the shower would be pretty funny to see.

Well, that'd be our place.
Might make for a funny Snapchat.
What's your username?
(butt please, no reposting)

 

[SummitFever]

...It's the 40-something single blokes high on stale coffee and mouldy blueberries, wandering around with sharp sticks.

Yep. Shit's gonna get real. Wait until the hipsters start running out of single source artisanal beard wax.

 

[Mr Crudley]

Sucks if you don't have the toilet in the same room as the shower. A cheeky run holding cheeks wide from the toilet into the shower would be pretty funny to see.

You, sir, are a candidate for a bum gun.

 

[born-again-biker]

Yep. Shit's gonna get real. Wait until the hipsters start running out of single source artisanal beard wax.

...yeah, and typewriter ink

 

[Mr Crudley]

Im in Taiwan so instead of dropping the bike off and flying back West to work, I’m getting a couple of weeks to deal with my PS4 backlog.

Work are pissed but I’d rather be locked down at home than quarantined in camp for two weeks when someone inevitably slips through the net and brings the virus to site.

You might be better off staying there. Go down the coast. Hualien is nice in spring too.

https://www.smh.com.au/world/asia/w...-to-keep-covid-19-at-bay-20200316-p54ah8.html

 

[safreek]

OK, so "self isolate " if I get the lurgy can I still go and take Burt out for a drive to the bush for a run. Am I expected to stay at home or just isolate from the world.
I have a pretty small yard and a rather large dig, I need answers, Scotty ain't talking to me at the moment

 

[SF Trailboy]

Damn it - Coles & Woolies have just suspended all home delivery services. We use Coles - have done so for years. Bloody love it.

Probably not the smartest idea to invite more frustrated, emotional people into the stores...

 

[ashes_mtb]

Seems there's been a run on Isopropyl Alcohol at Bunnings throughout Perth... Is there an alternative I can use to clean suspension or do I need to wait for restock to do some servicing?

 

[Boom King]

Seems there's been a run on Isopropyl Alcohol at Bunnings throughout Perth... Is there an alternative I can use to clean suspension or do I need to wait for restock to do some servicing?

Brake cleaner?

 

[frenchman]

Seems there's been a run on Isopropyl Alcohol at Bunnings throughout Perth... Is there an alternative I can use to clean suspension or do I need to wait for restock to do some servicing?

brake cleaner.

 

[born-again-biker]

I think I might watch the whole Mad Max series this week

Seems there's been a run on Isopropyl Alcohol at Bunnings throughout Perth... Is there an alternative I can use to clean suspension or do I need to wait for restock to do some servicing?

Just wipe everything down with toilet paper.
Oh...wait...