steve jobs' pancreas
Wheel size expert
Too true @steve jobs' pancreas - but these definitely aren't abdominals I'm packing! I'm not too stressed about what I weigh, but at least it's something I can measure without having to go for DEX (?) scans or whatever the gym-junkies froth.
I was financial analyst in a previous life and in a lust for data I purchased a set of "smart" scales. They aren't scientifically accurate but they provide an indication and whether you are trending up or down.
You don't even need that, a tape measure around the gut will tell you if you are a fella coz that's where we start to carry the excess weight.
Myfitnesspal is a great way to get an awareness for how many kjs and what the macros are in food items, just be prepared for shock and disappointment.
I'm not advocating for making it complicated or difficult, I don't think that's necessary unless you want to be the next Liver King.