Funny stuff my kid says
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LPG
likes thicc birds
The way they pronounce words can be pretty funny, particularly when their mispronunciation is often more complicated than the actual word.
The etymology of entomology in this case.
PJO
in me vL comy
Best part of being a dad is trying to pull out the lamest dad jokes. I love it when I can get my kids to groan.
Good to see Mr Canary is not wasting his opportunities!
Calvin27
Eats Squid
On a long drive, she's getting bored and starts playing the alphabet game.
'A, what starts with A, Apple!' etc.
Gets to L. Thinks. Daddy what starts with L? I dunno think about it and try sound it out. Ellll, Ellllll, L - igator.
*Me cracks and and tell her it doesn't start with L'
Meltdown ensues.
'A, what starts with A, Apple!' etc.
Gets to L. Thinks. Daddy what starts with L? I dunno think about it and try sound it out. Ellll, Ellllll, L - igator.
*Me cracks and and tell her it doesn't start with L'
Meltdown ensues.
wesdadude
ウェスド アドゥーデ
We once had a game of I-Spy when I was a kid where we couldn't guess my sister's word that began with C. Turns out it was also a train.
ozzybmx
taking a shit with my boobs out
We used to play I-spy on trips when the kids were younger, its my MISSUS turn and sets us off on B, nobody could get it and we surrender, answer was chicken
wesdadude
ウェスド アドゥーデ
She could have got away with
Could have got away with bin-chickenanswer was chicken
ozzybmx
taking a shit with my boobs out
LPG
likes thicc birds
Just witnessed a tantrum soon after getting out of the shower. Young fella was pulling on his old fella while shouting something angrily that we couldn't quite make out.
Eventually we realised what was going on and what he was shouting. The penis was swollen. He was shouting "Baby Penis" as he wanted to make it small again and trying to physically force it to be small and out of the way again. Anyone who has a driven that type of vehicle knows that isn't how they work. This is going in the memory bank to bring up when he is older.
Eventually we realised what was going on and what he was shouting. The penis was swollen. He was shouting "Baby Penis" as he wanted to make it small again and trying to physically force it to be small and out of the way again. Anyone who has a driven that type of vehicle knows that isn't how they work. This is going in the memory bank to bring up when he is older.
SlowManiac
Likes Bikes and Dirt
Actually this is funny stuff my missus said but it belongs in here.
(this is said with regard to me doing the grocery shopping)
'Can you please stop buying pork, it's the least ethical meat.
But can you still buy bacon, I like bacon'
When I pushed back on this I was told that bacon comes in a smaller pack size (200g vs 500g) so it was OK.
(this is said with regard to me doing the grocery shopping)
'Can you please stop buying pork, it's the least ethical meat.
But can you still buy bacon, I like bacon'
When I pushed back on this I was told that bacon comes in a smaller pack size (200g vs 500g) so it was OK.
Freediver
I can go full Karen
I was talking to a mate this morning about doing some antique lock repair but told him he'd need to get a lock smith in. His 4 year old daughter went nuts. No No No I don't like locksmiths, they're bad. They're monsters, don't get the lock smith monster.
Loch Ness, lock smith. I guess they sound similar to a 4 year old.
Loch Ness, lock smith. I guess they sound similar to a 4 year old.
LPG
likes thicc birds
I have a google nest in the home office. I usually have the mic off but I realised it was on at the end of work yesterday. My 3YO came in and I showed him how to say "hey google, do a fart" which led to him asking google silly questions about race cars and just rambling on to google confusing it. Pretty funny but not easily conveyed.
Today we came back from the supermarket and were putting things away and he spotted the box of paddlepops in the freezer. He was being pretty demanding and would not let go of the idea of having a "rainbow icecream". after having to close the freezer the 8th time and tell him he couldn't I told him to ask google if he could have an icecream. So he goes to the office and asks if he can have an ice cream. I got 10 rare minutes of peace and quiet while I hear him arguing with google about him getting a rainbow icecream while google recites icecream health facts from Wikipedia back at him. My wife and I were pissing ourselves.
Today we came back from the supermarket and were putting things away and he spotted the box of paddlepops in the freezer. He was being pretty demanding and would not let go of the idea of having a "rainbow icecream". after having to close the freezer the 8th time and tell him he couldn't I told him to ask google if he could have an icecream. So he goes to the office and asks if he can have an ice cream. I got 10 rare minutes of peace and quiet while I hear him arguing with google about him getting a rainbow icecream while google recites icecream health facts from Wikipedia back at him. My wife and I were pissing ourselves.
silentbutdeadly
has some good things to say
Listening to the radio with the boys in the car on the way home from school.
The N word was used.
Youngest looks at me horrified and says "did they just say the N word?"
Me - "Yeh... but it's okay because their black."
Him - "So they can just say it anytime they want?"
Me - "Yep"
Eldest son - "Just like we can use the C word whenever we want"
The N word was used.
Youngest looks at me horrified and says "did they just say the N word?"
Me - "Yeh... but it's okay because their black."
Him - "So they can just say it anytime they want?"
Me - "Yep"
Eldest son - "Just like we can use the C word whenever we want"