Here are my suggestions:
1. LOYD's Track - "Land On Ya Dicks" Track refers to the photo taken at a race with a guy holding a sign up saying "Land on ya Dick"
2. The Double BLT - The double 'Boulder Love Track', and everyone enjoys a good BLT whether it be a track or a good old bacon lettuce tomato sandwich
3. The Cow Bell Track - Represents the cow bells heard at races edging racers to pedal harder, pin rock gardens harder and jump further which is iconic at races, especially in Oz
4. Red Rotor Track - Refers to how hot your rotors will be at the end of the run
5. The Glowing Rotors Run (or Glow'n Rotor Run/Glowing Rotor Track)- Same as above.
6. Ghetto Track - The relationship between the track and the ghetto is somewhat similar, if you don't pin through it as quick as possible, you're either gonna wind up hurt or dead or well you'll just have a shit timed race run.
7. The Blown Shock - hahaha... obvious?
8. The Break Beat - Sounds cool and I personally can see the relationship between sick break beats, and the sensation you get whilst bombing down that track
9. Epilepsy - Dunno, sounds cool
10. Whip Lash - What your head feels over the rocks, jumps, drops if your a n00b
11. 911 - Refers to both the awesomely fast porsche and the most internationally known emergency number
12. Preload to Float - exactly what you do over some of them sweet little jumpies
13. Nicotine - the most addictive drug, and this is, the most addictive track
14. The Paris Hilton - Because lots have ridden it and lots will continue to ride it. Some have enjoyed it, filmed it, others have caught some nasty injuries from it too. But at the end of the day, regardless of how much we talk shit, we all wanna ride it