I'm not getting defensive you big girl, I'm genuinely curious. I've never heard of that stereotype. Did you see me getting angry about it?Oh don't get all defensive you big girl, it's a joke.
I see you getting all angry now that you're getting all defensiveI'm not getting defensive you big girl, I'm genuinely curious. I've never heard of that stereotype. Did you see me getting angry about it?
What do you call a drunk person of middle eastern descent?
Hamid
hammered
Sad thing is that people want to buy it haha
That reminds me of a tale...While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'
To which she replied, 'I' m late for work.'
'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'wha t do you do?'
I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.
The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher?And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'
'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'
'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole? ' he asked.
'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge....'
Jeez. Leitch and I saw a few of those fighter-bombers playing around while we were in the Highlands. Glad we didn't point the cameras at them...That reminds me of a tale...
It's not a joke as such and quite possibly an urban myth but never let the truth get in the way of a good story is my policy! Anyway about 10 - 15 years ago there was a story about a traffic cop who was parked up on a road in the highlands of Scotland zapping people with the radar gun in the hope of getting a few speeding fines. Being in the middle of nowhere in the highlands there was A: very little traffic for the copper to flash and B: RAF Tornado fighter-bombers practicing low-level terrain hugging operations through the glens.
Sure enough, PC Plod got a bit bored and out of curiosity decided to point the gun at an extremely fast low-flying jet. Unfortunately for plod, this flashed up a whole series of Radar warnings in the cockpit which caused the pilot to instinctively activate all the ECM (electronic counter-measure) systems, resulting in the cops radar gun blowing up in his hand after copping a massive burst of NATO approved high frequency microwave jiggery-pokery from the aforementioned warplane...
thank god its an urban legend. NVGs have no depth perception at all. It would be nearly impossible to do that. but oh so cool...I read a similar one, but in this story a Scottish copper heard a high performance engine screaming towards him but no sign of a vehicle. Pointed the radar towards the noise and got a 200mph+ reading.
This happened once again before the perpetrators were apprehended, who happened to be RAF tornado pilots driving a lambo flat stick up and down the motorway with their night vision helmets on and no lights.